A Jackson Pollock inspired pooh painting left on the back wall of the toilet for all the world to enjoy.
Auctioneer: “Ladies and gentlemen, the next piece up for sale is a 2014 Selby Splash made possible by a long weekend of tap beer and disco fries. We will start the bidding at $150,000.”
by redmiked September 21, 2022

A sponge bath for the vagina....
Girl : I wanted to have sex with him but I had just done my first cream pie gang bang porno shoot so I went to the restroom for a coochie splash
by LemmeF1ndOut July 6, 2021

When your dropping a large loaf and it crashes into the toilet with such force, water splashes up into your scrotum
by ForeverMoist October 13, 2009

A smooth therm for acid attacks. The name come from London wich has currently an epidemic of acid throwing.
by Devok1 May 3, 2018

by CoqItcher January 11, 2019

She neared my vessel in her motorized watercraft cause me to declare "get any closer and I will have to bitch splash you"
by porkweaponry July 6, 2018

When you have a successful bowel movement but sometime later need to go back to the toilet for more.
by bdbetty October 11, 2015
