Speed Porn 

Speed Porn is downloading as much porn as possible before the cable company cuts off your internet connection because of not paying the bills.

Dude, ComC@st is coming to shut my shit off. I gotta get some Speed Porn!

Speed Porn by Ronius August 24, 2006

Speed Bean 

The combination of Adderall and Ecstasy in a line to be snorted. Usually one 20mg AdderallXR and one roll.

Burj and Miguel snorted 10 speed beans each the other day at the 420palace

Speed Bean by 420palace January 20, 2009

speed sandwich 

When you're in between two cars, one in front and one in back, and you are all speeding. This allows you to dodge the ticket because one of the pieces of "bread" is more likely to get the speeding ticket.

Whew! I made it to work on time today because I coasted in on a speed sandwich.

speed sandwich by KelEDee March 31, 2009

Speed lotioning 

The act of putting on lotion while driving down the road. Therefore, as quickly as possible and switching hands on the steeringwheel, you are lotioning at a very high rate of speed to keep from crashing into oncoming traffic.

Holly found herself Speed lotioning' on the way to work because she was already running late.

Speed lotioning by 12guage77 December 16, 2009

speed of continental drift 

moving at an extremely slow pace

Dude, what took you?
Traffic, man, we were moving at the speed of continental drift!

speed of continental drift by Thunnus January 9, 2010

Speed Clean 

definition one- all the garbage goes in the garbage.
definition two- all the garbage goes in the closet.
definition three- all the garbage goes under the bed.

also see: MAKE YOUR SISTER DO IT.

i have major speed cleaning to do.

how will i ever get this done?!
well, i speed clean just don't open my closet.

i told you to clean quickly, not speed clean! now look at your bed !!

Speed Clean by rawrpurpledinoivana February 20, 2010

Speed Turd 

A small speed bump that you don't have to slow down for.

Driver: Speeding, going 55 in a 25.

Passenger: yells slow down, watch out for that speed bump!

Driver: hits it going full speed then says"Oh thats just a speed turd"

Speed Turd by CJ Stuntin March 30, 2010