SPAM

sales promotion and marketing; Unwanted Junk Mail, paper or electronic. First learned with mass mail fliers, then learned on BBS Bulletin Board Services for you young people that do not know. Then with E-mail. then with tojan/spyware.

"We hate spam, so we'll never spam you. See our privacy policy." Urbandictionary.com

by Aardvarck August 5, 2012

Spam Shelter

A Spam Shelter is a place of refuge created on online message boards in times of intense Spamage. Role-playing is often prevalent at such times and talk of smoking weed and fighting the Spam often takes place.

The Totse member Ford Prefect created the first Spam Shelter when Totse was under a massive attack by Eight_ Mullato. The thread reached over 250 posts before unfortunately being deleted in a following Spam attack. Many similar topics have popped up since then.

by Taost June 30, 2006

spam riot

The horrific emaelstrom that ensues after a spammer discovers that some careless email newsletter sender has left his email server open, allowing the spammer to send an offensive message to all the newsletter's subscribers, making it appear that the offensive message is from the newsletter.

Since most of the subscribers were wondering how the heck they got on the "newsletter" to begin with, their automatic reaction to the offensive message is to reply with rude, and sometimes threatening, demands to be unscubscribed. The server then relays all the rude replies to all the subscribers.

The replies from the subscribers who receive the rude replies run from legalistic to tearful, to even more rude and threatening than the original rude replies.

Perhaps one subscriber out of a hundred will recognize that none of the offensive and rude messages were intended specifically for himself. He may even try to persuade the rioters to calm down, but few of them will notice his pleas for reason amongst all the crap in their inboxes.

I get caught in a spam riot at least once every year or two. When that happens, I typically receive about 200 email messages per hour.

by Downstrike July 1, 2005

spamaniac

(noun)

An individual or organization who continues to send you multiple emails even after you've asked to be removed from their list.

Any individual or organization who sends more than two emails about their upcoming event.

I used to be Facebook friends with Chuck but he's such a fucking spamaniac I had to delete him.

by Darren O'Donnell June 19, 2008

spam dots

to literally spam dots to your friends on instant messages

do this by pressing the period button, and then enter right after eachother until your friend is annoyed completely

".
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.
.
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"stop that..."
no, i need to get your attention"
"im busy"
"and thats why i'll keep up the spam dots"

by crobo September 18, 2009

Soamie

A girl that goes around choking people and has man hands. She can be emotional at times and has a soft side. Very loud and asks the weirdest questions to random people. Very crazy and can be ghetto at times.

Shes such a soamie !

by NoneOfYourFuckinBusiness May 17, 2011

Lap Spam

A slang term given to the annoying junk mail placed in the folds of your favorite newspapers or magazine. Aptly named after its closely related cousin, e-mail SPAM or its younger brother the internet "Pop-up". Demonstrates a similar surprise to pornographic internet Pop-ups however the surprise is generally related to the sheer volume of literature (approx. one tree worth of paper), rather than seeing your grandma gang-banged by the Collingwood Magpies, while you drink your Double Frappamappachino with extra froth in a trendy internet cafe.

Dude 1: Hey Dude, i was drinking my Double Frappamappachino with extra froth in a trendy internet cafe when i opened my newspaper and was crushed under the weight of an entire forest.

Dude 2: Yeah dude you got a good case of the lap spam

by Scuzzbutt October 4, 2010