Shrinkage

Shrinkage is a phenomena of epic loss of proportion to male genitalia when exposed to sudden or extreme drop in temperature causing them to " shrink " or disappear all together for a short period.

I fell through the ice at the lake just now and got a major case of " shrinkage " going on!!

by Mr_Shlaapu November 25, 2018

Shroner

The mix between a schlong and a boner. A Shroner is a penis that is about 55% erect and it can be anywhere from 6” to 10” in length.

I have the biggest Shroner!

by CoolGuy8 February 5, 2019

shmoney shrinkage

After spending a large quantity of your money, you’ll experience a Shmoney Shrinkage.

Seth: “Hey Peter how is college going?”
Peter: “Not to great, after paying for it I’m experiencing a major Shmoney Shrinkage

by FluxyBoiy August 14, 2019

Shrones

nocturnal sea dwelling creatures that attack drunk girls. shrones love designer jeans.

HER- "I'm not drunk! lets go swim in the ocean!"
HIM- "It's too cold for that crap"
HER- "Just watch out for the shrones"
HIM- "the what?"
HER- "Hold my designer jeans"
HIM- "Don't go in there or else the shrones will get you"

by datniggaJC September 26, 2009

shrock

the blend between Dwayne the Rock Johnson and Shrek

DAMNNNN SHROCK IS SO HOT!!

by teamaster March 11, 2019

shrinkage

A phrase in inventory control that accounts for employee and customer theft.

The reason stuff costs so much in convenience stores is shrinkage.

by harry flashman July 10, 2003

Boner-Shrinker

Any situation that causes you to lose your boner very rapidly.

1. When you are masturbating and your parents walk in giving you a "Boner-Shrinker".
2. Waking up in the middle of a sexy dream with a hard-on next to your FAT UGLY companion lover giving you a "Boner-Shrinker".
3. When you are at the beach with a bunch of hot chicks and you have a boner. Then you get in the ice cold water.
4. Hilary Clinton would also be considered a "Boner-Shrinker"

by 1pseudonym145 February 20, 2009