Away an take yur face for a shite

Scottish insult, to imply one talks faeces. “Go and take your face for a shit” in standard English.

Andy was mouthing off in the pub. Big Alec telt him: away an take yur face for a shite. That clamped Andy for the rest of the night.

by Strathclyder April 2, 2022

Same shite different night

An extra rhymic tweak to "same shit different day".

Same shit different day!
Same shite different night!

by Iliya Bolotyansky March 5, 2008

gob shite

Someone that will lie so much there words mean shit and so gob shite was invented hoora!

Terry: I got my new bike.

steve: Ya i bet were is it.

Terry: seriously at home i swear.

garry: Ha ha man your such a gob shite.

by rodam July 11, 2006

away and shite

Vrb phrs. Go away! North-eastern British use

"I'm really sorry bout ya daughter, mate! Really, I am!"
"Oh, away and shite!"

by Alex Quantashassle April 15, 2005

Bulldozer Shite

A dump so huge it can't fit around the S-bend of a toilet

Jesus that bulldozer shite took 3 flushes! I'm of to the shops for a new brush.

by RiverdanceMcDisco August 19, 2007

Stockin o shite

A rural irish expression to state your lack of interest in a particular subject.

Liam: Hey did you see Steve got one of them new iPhones?

Johnny: You know what, I couldn't give a stockin o shite what that hoor got!

by Kwaka Rules December 1, 2009

Gap shite

A word used to describe those that have the personality of george bush on crack, the charisma of a labotomized bill gates and generally are as irritating as a crab on a whore's fanny!

When your at a club and someone you barely know (often from school) and/or think is a total reject insists on hanging around with you like a stray pube cus he has no friends of his own. He/She is a prime GAP SHITE!

by Mr. Bigglesworth February 3, 2005