postal service

A band created by Ben Gibbard and Jimmy Tamborello sending lyrics and rhythms back and forth through mail. Has the most crazy amazing lyrics ever created. Not to be confused with the US Postal Service.

Don't you adore the Postal Service?

by Ellie April 17, 2004

The Filthy Serrano

Performing anal sex with your partner until your weiner is sufficiently coated in feces and you are about to blow your load, you quickly pull out, turn your partner around and wipe your weiner across their eye brows until a uni brow is clearly visible. Finally you shove your junk in to their mouth and blow your load. Immediately after, you must back up five to ten feet, point at there face, and yell in an accusing tone "You Filthy Serrano!"

So the other day I totally gave this chick The Filthy Serrano.

by zombeast 2 February 8, 2009

Serena

The most beautiful girl in the world, who has class, fashion, yet is also sporty. No one can rival her in beauty, style, cuteness, friendliness, sweetness, kindness, generosity, and basically is an all-around fantastic person! Many other people are jealous of her awesomeness (Note: The people who dislike this definition.), and even her friends wish they could be like her. She is one of those rare kinds of girls who can go through a mud-slide, be thrown by a tornado, wade through a swamp, and come out looking like she just got done getting photos taken of her for the cover of the Vogue Magazine.

"That girl Serena? She is so beautiful! I wish I could learn how she looks so great all the time..."

by im.so.sleepy0101 January 14, 2018

sergen

Sergen is a good looking sexy clever guy
Very attractive, handsome and intelcence

You are a such a “Sergen”

What a Sergen looking guy

by MrTasar February 7, 2018

serenity prayer

Dear God, please grant me the Serenity to accept the things that I cannot change, the Courage to change the things I can, and the Wisdom to know the difference.

Sometimes when no one else is listening, I recite the serenity prayer to myself and remember that God is always listening.

by yyuryyubicuryy4me June 17, 2018

Sergei Yatzenko

A poor man who was brutally tortured and murdered at the age of 45 by the Dnepropetrovsk Maniacs, as they recorded him suffer (a viral video known under the name of 3 guys 1 hammer)

Important warning: DO NOT EVER WATCH THAT VIDEO. DO TELL ANYONE TO WATCH IT. It will completely traumatize you/them for the rest of your/their existance. I didn't watch it myself, but I heard about it, and trust me, it is shock and gore at its purest form.

Person 1: Man, ya seen what happened to that guy named Sergei Yatzenko ?
Person 2: I pray for him every day, bro...

by JuztSumGuy May 10, 2015

serfing

Pretending to work. Covertly engaging in fun activities instead of work, but still appearing as a motivated employee.

Three reasons for the origin of this word:
1) A serf was a form of slave required to work a master's land. Lower-level employees in a modern business can also feel like slaves.
2) Surfing the internet is a common activity undertaken instead of working
3) Surfer culture is traditionally laid back and does not value working

Friend: Were you busy at work today?
Office Worker: Nah, I was serfing all day.

by The Serfer December 5, 2013