A soccer moms luxury version of the Abrams Tank, without the firepower, reliability, or gas mileage consideration. Mostly made to be a flashy vehicle. Less of an off road vehicle than its sibling, the Land Rover. Very flashy, very expensive, and its got the horrendous reliability that put Land Rover on the map, after it made great and reliable off roading vehicles when they first came out sometime after WWII.
The Range Rover will get around 375 hp and cost you more money than your mortgage in gas and repairs.
by TankBuster118 April 20, 2010
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they always beat burnley so really you cant say much you BURNLEY SCUM! also when was the last time you burnley scumbags won a match?
they always beat burnley so really you cant say much you BURNLEY SCUM! also when was the last time you burnley scumbags won a match?
by dzap787 November 22, 2011
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Get the Red Rover mug.This occurs when a male specimen mounts another human.....he then proceeds to kick it into gear and forces the other huma to make a rapid jerking motion......the rapid penetration will then cause ejaculation...before this one must pull out and bombard (hence the term russian) the range rovers steering wheel (back of the head of human #2)
stranger 1:yo man guess wat i did last night
stranger 2:watd u do bro
s1: I'm sorry but i dealt ur mom a russian range rover
s2:dats ok man the bitch had it coming
stranger 2:watd u do bro
s1: I'm sorry but i dealt ur mom a russian range rover
s2:dats ok man the bitch had it coming
by commander clit October 31, 2009
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Land Rover "Series": The best 4x4xfar. Land Rover Series vehicles ARE the pinicle which others aspire to be. They will go any where and do anything.
Jeep was not the first, Willy's was and Land Rover perfected it.
Land Rover "Series": The best 4x4xfar. Land Rover Series vehicles ARE the pinicle which others aspire to be. They will go any where and do anything.
Jeep was not the first, Willy's was and Land Rover perfected it.
A stock Series Land Rover, 30-60 years old, will turn more heads than a tricked Hummer. Classics are forever.
by 1973 Series III 88SWB November 11, 2006
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An amazing vehicle with blindly loyal followers, the Land Rover is capable of amazing off road feats barring common mechanical and electrical malfunctions.
An amazing vehicle with blindly loyal followers, the Land Rover is capable of amazing off road feats barring common mechanical and electrical malfunctions.
Person sees friend in new Rover: "Dude, Carter got a new Land Rover! That thing was $60K! He's stylin' on 20" rims and AP Street Tires!"
Six Months Later: "Damn, Carter's driving his 330i again, the Rover must be in the shop."
Designer Maurice Wilks in 1948: "Wow, this U.S. Army Jeep that I drive around my property is awesome! I hear that Willys has been selling civilian versions for 3 years now! I'll convince the Rover company to build something similiar with little to none of the pluses of the design that Bantam made and Ford and Willys perfected!" "What's this galvanic corrosion people speak of?"
Six Months Later: "Damn, Carter's driving his 330i again, the Rover must be in the shop."
Designer Maurice Wilks in 1948: "Wow, this U.S. Army Jeep that I drive around my property is awesome! I hear that Willys has been selling civilian versions for 3 years now! I'll convince the Rover company to build something similiar with little to none of the pluses of the design that Bantam made and Ford and Willys perfected!" "What's this galvanic corrosion people speak of?"
by Joe Bag O Donuts December 15, 2010
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