a person whom one knows but who is not a particularly close friend nor have they ever met and ony communicate via the internet.
by megagina August 27, 2009
Get the e-quaintance mug.The most slimy, greedy, biggest con-merchant wankers in construction industry. Always altering/chopping and changing costs like an evil Sith Lord at the expense of poor white man subcontractor who is feeding his family on 12 pence per day.
Trying to understand a QS who is justifying an horrifically/disgusting high cost to you using a spreadsheet which looks as if it was created by Stephen Hawking is like a Finnish man trying to understand the entire Qur'an off by heart in less than 12 hours.
Most of them have little construction technology knowledge and exist only to tinker around on Microsoft Excel like a child on candycrush.
If you want to work in construction, don't be a wanker Quantity Surveyor. (I recommend being an architect, you get to wear trendy glasses and drive a Saab around like a boss).
Trying to understand a QS who is justifying an horrifically/disgusting high cost to you using a spreadsheet which looks as if it was created by Stephen Hawking is like a Finnish man trying to understand the entire Qur'an off by heart in less than 12 hours.
Most of them have little construction technology knowledge and exist only to tinker around on Microsoft Excel like a child on candycrush.
If you want to work in construction, don't be a wanker Quantity Surveyor. (I recommend being an architect, you get to wear trendy glasses and drive a Saab around like a boss).
'That Quantity Surveyor charged me £20,000 for a toilet seat and he's still holding money we were owed by the contractor 2 years ago - nobhead!'
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A term used in online discussions, which is usually about how having a smaller number of "good players" is better than having a large number of "bad players" in order to get something done. Usually the bad players are referred to as zerglings, or lemmings. Dragonball Z was the first to use this phrase in this way.
Majin Buu: You have two saiyans, I have three. Not to mention the Namek.
Vegitto: Its quality not quantity my friend.
Vegitto: Its quality not quantity my friend.
by Dark_Loki January 29, 2008
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by Dr. Johnson January 12, 2004
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