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The portal gun

Stick ur dick in a girls ass while shoving her under a fence or over a border
Dam bro did u hear about the New Mexican couple
Oh yeah didn’t there daughter do the Portal gun with the border patrol
by Therapist support November 19, 2021
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wheatley portal 2

!!contains spoilers for portal 2!!

goofy silly fella or personality core from hit game portal 2 made in 2011 (and voiced by British comedian Stephen Merchant) who later betrays main protagonist, Chell and gets thrown into space with a guy who happens to love space by GLaDOS.

Also his personality seems to differ but ends up in a connection. Coming off as a “moron” and perhaps self esteem issues. And pushing his emotions onto Chell.
Examples and or proof
“Don’t panic! All they said was prepare.”

While it was quite clearly shown HE was panicking.

Example 2
“Look at you down there! Tiny and insignificant.”
Then continues to say
“Tiny little Wheatley..did THIS!”
A more bit of a conclusion, Wheatley isn’t a moron. Kind of.

Additionally, a tumblr sexyman from a world long ago. Saying that he probably wasn’t all that popular on tumblr due to how he looks would be a misjudgment. The fandom often humanizes/depicts him as a blonde scientist with glasses. But everyone has a different perspective.

Trivia/Random
Most probably neurodivergent or something along that line, and canonically divorced said by Gabe newell from an email on reddit. Also British. Shown through out his dialogue using British slang and an almost heavy British accent.

Overall or in shortened terms, Wheatley is a moron. But still a blorbo.
Axle: Do you guys know wheatley?
Siloh: Which one?
Airi: Wheatley vodka?
Axle: No you morons! Wheatley portal 2!
by kylo!! November 27, 2022
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Stuck in the portal

When you are super fucked up and people can’t get your attention. This usually happens when one trips on acid and gets stuck in a image or in a visual.
Matty: bro you didn’t really think I was going to get stuck did you
G: bro you were stuck in the portal
by Butterjack January 25, 2019
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Big Nether Portal

by birehg September 20, 2019
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Portal singularity

where the law of physics and common sense break down
It's a portal with a portal in it, with another portal in it - portal singularity
by scarboro hommie January 9, 2009
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sex change portals

In the mmorpg Shaiya, when someone goes through a portal and it glitches and changes your gender.
OMG DUDE I teleported to map3 and now my characters a girl! damn sex change portals, what will I tell my dad?
by Kyo Shinda March 11, 2010
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Portal Potty

When a man and a woman are having passionate intercourse and partake in the act of synchronized urination into the opposites' genital area. Said action then creates a portal leading to an alternate universe.
Bieber fan #1: I haven't heard from Justin and Selena lately.
Bieber fan #2: Haven't you heard? They created a portal potty backstage at his last concert, and ended up in a tribal Zimbabwean village!
Bieber fan #1: Sigh, I wish that was me.
by 69bieber69fever69 November 1, 2011
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