Prestige Master

Plays call of duty all day and weighs in at 300 pounds, at least. Has never seen the sun.

Jim is a Prestige Master who has no life

by NonPrestigeMaster October 30, 2019

Beach Posting

The act of writing your e-mail address (or mobile phone number) on sandy beaches, in the hope of attracting an interesting response. Short descriptions of age and gender (i.e. M30) often accompany such postings. Often, the practice is abused by providing the contact details of an unwitting 3rd party.

Oh my Gosh! I was beach posting Tammy's email addy last week and now she's got a cyber stalker.

by The Jade Merchant April 20, 2006

Bed-posting

The masturbatory act of propping oneself against a bedpost, couch, or bedside and rubbing the clothed penis against it repeatedly, in order to illicit an initial pleasure and an eventual intense, (or otherwise) ejaculation into the seams of the underpants. This, being usually an early form of conventional masturbation, does not at first neccesarily illicit ejeculation. Rather intense feelings of pleasure. Once sexual maturity is reached, and in the rare case the masturbator has not moved on to conventional masturbation, the ejaculation becomes a natural part of the bed-posting process. Most bed-posters move on to conventional masturbation before age 13, but in rare cases, continue well into their teens.

That girl was so hot, I had to go home and start bed-posting to her image.

by Sean of old July 31, 2010

Pasinetti Posting

Shitposting centered around 5717 Pasinetti St Fife Washington and all the delicious domino's pizza sent to it.

I can't stop pasinetti posting after ordering some pizza.

by nigoyhater April 4, 2023

Prostitot

A very young, scantily dressed/provocitavly clad teenager. Usually between the ages of 9-15.

A prostitot is a young girl trying to look sexy and cool, but ends up looking like a little prostitute, and thus called a prostitot

by CGAquaholic May 27, 2006

baby prostitute

A young girl who's not old enough to be a slut, but she is one.

Janis: What is this smell?
Cady: Oh, Regina gave me some perfume.
Janis: You smell like a baby prostitute.
Cady: Thanks!

by Rayffle April 23, 2009

postin' up

1. to hang out or chill somewhere
derived from the Houston rapper Paul Wall

"hey man what are you doing tonight?"
"Hey I'm just postin' up at Tony's tonight."

by kellen l. November 28, 2007