staring problem

random people, normally old people, who stare at you in public for whatever reason

me: damn, this freak won’t stop glaring at me. I guess they have a staring problem.

by short ass mf July 13, 2022

Tomorrow Problem

Why waste a perfectly good drinking night on some major GPA/future-dependent assignment when you can set 4 alarms for 8:17 am, fall out of bed, open your laptop and bust out the best semi-legible paper you can write on the floor with one eye partially closed and no proof-reading

Most common in College settings; specifically for those shooting for that magical B-

Bro: $1-U-call it night! Im coming over. Tequila or 30rack?

Bro 2: We got that Marketing presentation tomorrow bro. I haven't even looked at the rubric.

Bro: Fuck it, that's a tomorrow problem.

Bro 2: ...tequila it is.

by Kraks May 5, 2011

problem space

The nebulous region between the aft portion of the anus and the hind privities. See taint, gouch.

I've had much difficulty defining my problem space...that area between my scrotum and rectum

by uncle__dank June 4, 2004

The Camera Problem

One of the first obstacles encountered by aspiring film makers: not having a camera. Encountering the Camera Problem often kills movies in preproduction.

"Dude, I thought you and Brandon were gonna make a movie!"
"We wanted to, but we don't have a camera."
"Ohhhhh, the camera problem, huh."

by sethsupreme October 8, 2011

the notebook problem

when you go into a store and see a notebook and even though you have like 20 empty notebooks at home, you still buy it because you have a stationary obsession

i think i have the notebook problem

by highfunctioningsociopath July 24, 2014

Problem Topped

(Variations: ing, er)

When someone has a problem and the person they are describing that problem to tries to either come up with, or tell a story that is better than the other person's.

Woman: I'm making a big commitment because I'm getting married.
Guy: I'm making a big commitment by marrying a girl that I got pregnant.
Guy: You've just been problem topped.

by Fonzalator January 13, 2009

problem space

Known also as your "six by six," one's problem space is the personal comfort zone you just entered into.

Dude, get outta my problem space or I'll tear you a new one pronto.

by mangus June 5, 2004