Porch Monkey

An African American. Slang: Nigger.

Look at that fucking porch monkey eating fried chicken, watermelon, and washing it down with a Lil Hug juice drink. Fucking niggers.

by Filthy Sally December 18, 2008

porange

word used to describe the airbrushed skin tone of adult material

The centerfold of this months Hustler looked very porange. Either she went too har with the self tan, or Larry Flint has a cheap photo shop

by big pick January 25, 2010

Porchies

When consuming 40 ounce bottles of beer and/or malt liquor on a porch like setting.

It's a beautiful night out, but shit we ain't got but a few dollars, no gas, and wanna get drunk w/ our homies. This calls for porchies!

by Wordsworthl3ss August 6, 2010

the porch life

a cool fella who is lade back and kicks it on the porch all day

he kickn it on the porch just chilin and livin the porch life

by soalid gold$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ October 4, 2008

porch monkey

people who are LOUD, ANNOYING, LAZY, you will see them hanging out in groups of 3 or more, you will never see a porch monkey alone, Well, they're lazy good for nothin' tricksters... crack-smokin' swindlers! Big butt havin', wide nose, breathin' all the white man's air!

AND THEY STANK! They always have an ATTITUDE, and are ALWAYS COMPLAINING ABOUT SOMETHING! Oh and they don't know how to talk! You will also see them start dancing randomly to no music?!!? They also have names that usually end in A

Things I unfortunately over hear porch monkeys saying:

Nuh uh that gurll just cut in line, umm umm, I have to go to the bathroom, Ima bout to tell her ass something

Ima smack her ass

Gurl its hot in here

Gurl this line is too long

Ima wear this to the club, Heeeyyy

tameka, tanisha, qunisha, felisha, bonisha, WTF????

by tired22 April 2, 2011

Alabama Porch Monkey

Relating back to old southern black slavery label black women who sat on porches and rock in rocking chairs with their black husband.

Molly: Of course he was young, but know he's a Alabama Porch Monkey

by MiiCkEy February 24, 2011

porch monkey

Racist term from the old South. While entertaining in the summer, after dinner the good White folk would retreat to their respective spaces (women to the parlour or drawing room, men to the porch) for after dinner drinks. The men, desiring to prop their feet up while relaxing, would have the small slave children get on their hands and knees so that the master and his guests could use them as footstools. Hence the term "porch monkey".

"Delilah, go and fetch those little porch monkeys so that my company can rest their feet a spell".

by it'llbalright March 7, 2009