poobate

The act of using your own feces as lubrication to masterbate.

Sheila used her scat to lube up her fingers to poobate her vagina.

by b14ze February 15, 2009

Poodab

Quite literally a dab of human fecal matter. When a gullible pot head is offered a poodab, they simply agree to taking said poodab without questioning it's origin. A poodab is usually scraped fresh from the dry area of a toilet bowl (one should "gator tail" the turd to avoid moisture getting on the poo) with a flathead screwdriver. It is typically administered on an oil rig of mediocre quality. Some individuals may even be persuaded into eating the remaining poo that didn't burn, as it would have "decarbed" at this point and become edible. Eating Chipotle the night before harvesting a poodab produces the best results.

Guy A: "Dude I can't believe he actually smoked my shit..."
Guy B: "Yeah man that was unreal... Should we refer to it as a poodab or a dingle dab?"

by Skimp Lord July 19, 2019

poega

Someone who is being irrelevant or irritating.

“Keanu stop being a poega”

by Poega January 26, 2021

pooda

NOUN - The God of Poodaism, he is inside the tip of every poo and watches over the Shitizens.

"Your champ billy, that was a 12 inch poo!" "Thanks dad! i hope Pooda's proud of me."

by pooterpiejustin May 13, 2009

poogarage

Function: noun
Etymology: broun spot between the ass cheeks

Hey my horny man bitch, i love it when you go knucle deep on my poogarage.

by DL September 22, 2003

poogambler

Someone who gets so pissed off that a pootrout is taking them so long to give them money for illegal drugs purchased from the poogambler, that they add a word onto urban dictionary to make fun of them.

boy 1: LoL yo dis guy is a fag look what he did "http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=pootrout"

boy 2: LOL!!! omg that is hilaryus

boy 1: this guy is a poogambler eh

boy 2: totaly!!!!!!

by tHa.MyStEriUs.HaWk March 27, 2009

Poogatory

1. When one is in poogatory they are constipated.
2. For the duration of time a child needs it's diaper changed a parent is in poogatory.
3. When in an area that stinks of poo, one is in poogatory.

1. After John ate all those cheese he found himself in poogatory. He ate prunes and was eventually able to leave poogatory.
2. After Sally and Harold had little Bob they spent the next 3 years in poogatory.
3. I went to a bathroom that smelled awful. It was if someone missed the toilet when they sat down. I was stuck in poogatory for those few minutes.

by Ihatepickingthis October 11, 2012