both hands on the phone

‘Both hands on the phone’ is a commonly used phrase in Wattpad comment sections. It refers to literally having both hands on your device and not just one and using the other to masturbate.

“Hey! Both hands on the phone!”

“Hey that person isn’t keeping both hands on their phone… disgusting.”

“What’s that mean anyway?”

“ ‘Both hands on the phone’ is a commonly used phrase in Wattpad comment sections. It refers to literally having both hands on your device and not just one and using the other to masturbate.”

“Ok thanks.”

by InternetRuinedMe September 10, 2021

phone vote

When you see your audience pulling these out, it's a sign that your presentation is BORING.

Presenter: "Um...and this is the business model...I think?!"
*Blackberrys, iphones etc. come out*
Attendee: "Dude, phone vote says you suck."

by T. Polkinghorne July 24, 2009

bat phone

A second phone used for talking to girls beside a wife, fiance or steady girlfriend.

I just bought a Tracphone aka "a Bat Phone" from Walmart so I won't get caught by my wife talking to this chick.

by SavageNation June 3, 2009

More chins than a Chinese phone book

A slang, degrading phrase describing the neck area (front or rear) an overweight person.

Ralph, look at Wendy, damn she has gotten fat, just look at those rolls on her face! Yeah, tell me about it Bob, She's got "more chins than a Chinese phone book"!

by Clintoncousin September 25, 2007

Cinco Phone

Any handheld piece of technology that is old or outdated, like a cell phone or a offbrand mp3 player. The term comes from an episode of Tim And Eric Awesome Show Great Job that has a "commercial" that tries to peddle a ridiculously shitty cell phone.

Person One: Hey, bro, my cell phone just died. Can you mapquest directions to the party?

Person Two: Nah, sorry dude. I got the cinco phone.

or

Person One: Hey, can you take a picture of me here?

Person Two: Sorry, my cell phone doesn't have a camera.

Person One: You mean your Cinco Phone doesn't have a camera.

by cinco phone June 1, 2009

Dirty Cell Phone

When doing your woman doggy style, you shove a finger in her asshole,move it around a little, and then pull it out and proceed to stick it in her ear, while yelling"Can you hear me now?"

My girlfriend wasn't getting off ,so I pulled the Dirty Cell Phone on her cause I was getting pissed!!

by carbonpressure March 16, 2009

stink phone

When you put your friends cell phone in your sweaty asscrack.Is closely related to the stink palm.The best way to do it is to rub their phone in your crack, tell them you are leaving,go somewhere where they cant see you but you can see them, and call them. It gets really good when you call them and tell them what you just did! The reaction and look on thier face---priceless. You might want to keep an eye on all of your belongings for awhile to make sure they dont try to get you back.

You should have seen the look on chris's face when I told him I gave him a stink Phone!

by choad666 January 22, 2006