One Eyed Willy's Eye Patch

a prophylactic or condom; jimmy hat.
(AKA, Gonad Goggles, Spunk or Splooge Spittoon, Pricknic Basket, or Uterus Excluderous)

Have to go to the pharmacy and pick up a couple of boxes of One-Eyed Willy's Eyepatches...remember, two nuts driving a hot rod should always wear a helmet!

by weave March 24, 2003

swamp patch

Female genitals. As said by Brian..Mark and Brian of KLOS radio in Los Angeles

That girl has a fine swamp patch...she shaves it into the shape of a heart.

by phatdave April 22, 2008

patch

In Computer Software industry: the process of taking old bugs out and putting new ones in.

I'll download that patch from Microsoft when they release a service pack to fix what it broke.

by db.not December 28, 2005

Pumpkin Patch

A red head's pubic area.

"Put your names on these because sharing a protective cup is how you get Crabs. And trust me, you don't want to spend your Sunday afternoon picking through your pumpkin patch with a little comb."

by DanielScott2008 January 13, 2009

lotus patch

woman's love bucket, or lady garden.
featured in "Van Wilder - Party Liaison"

"I just want to bury my head in a beautiful woman's Lotus patch and dine at just one American pink taco stand..."

"I just want to bury my head in a beautiful woman's Lotus patch and dine at just one American pink taco stand..."

by Lynx944 June 18, 2014

readme patcher

Someone who finds and fixes the smallest, useless detail in a pubic github repository and later claims they are a contributor of said project.

Sherry: We should totally hire Kraig he is a contributor to erlang!
Bob: Yeah, he added a period to the end of the readme....
Sherry: OMGEE he is seriously amazing! Can you believe he wrote erlang? Do you think he graduated from waterloo?
Bob: he doesn't write erlang he is a readme patcher...

by dongleforker June 21, 2016

mud patch

When you have a period and a shit simultaneously in to a glass jar, before drinking it, making a browny red moustache covering your lip

Me talking to my wife:
Hey nice mud patch babe, wanna do the pigeon?

by 774892benyo January 24, 2020