Blumpkin Patch

When a whole line (or bathroom) of stalls is filled with men getting blumpkins.

"Were you at the party last night dude? Super epic blumpkin patch."

"No way, who had the biggest blumpkin?"

"Steve planted a massive one."

by PeterWalrussocks October 1, 2011

onion patch

the space between the thighs of a woman close to the pubic region. if these thighs touch and cause persperation throughout the day, this area is potentially stinky and now called an onion patch.

look at that onion patch...i'd still hit that.

damn i went down on her after work and she had one nasty onion patch.

by joeltfoster January 26, 2010

sour patch dudes

cheap ass version of sour patch kids dont be fooled they suk!!!

did you get memy sour patch kids
no i went to the dollar store but i found these sour patch dudes
<<<chew chew>>>
these fuking blow i hate you mom

by james July 20, 2004

One Eyed Willy's Eye Patch

a prophylactic or condom; jimmy hat.
(AKA, Gonad Goggles, Spunk or Splooge Spittoon, Pricknic Basket, or Uterus Excluderous)

Have to go to the pharmacy and pick up a couple of boxes of One-Eyed Willy's Eyepatches...remember, two nuts driving a hot rod should always wear a helmet!

by weave March 24, 2003

swamp patch

Female genitals. As said by Brian..Mark and Brian of KLOS radio in Los Angeles

That girl has a fine swamp patch...she shaves it into the shape of a heart.

by phatdave April 22, 2008

Pumpkin Patch

A red head's pubic area.

"Put your names on these because sharing a protective cup is how you get Crabs. And trust me, you don't want to spend your Sunday afternoon picking through your pumpkin patch with a little comb."

by DanielScott2008 January 13, 2009

lotus patch

woman's love bucket, or lady garden.
featured in "Van Wilder - Party Liaison"

"I just want to bury my head in a beautiful woman's Lotus patch and dine at just one American pink taco stand..."

"I just want to bury my head in a beautiful woman's Lotus patch and dine at just one American pink taco stand..."

by Lynx944 June 18, 2014