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pardon the dutch

A term used in the Wild West to apologize when using violence or force towards a criminal.
Sheriff, pardon the dutch! We have a few criminals to arrest!
by SussyGrandpa July 19, 2021
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Pantong

A contemptuous term aimed at an unwanted person or peoples that are acting in a dumb, brainless, or generally unintelligent way. This word can also be used as a universal racial slur, although originally intended for use towards Asians. (Derived from the word "Pontoon", referring to the frequent use of boats for the transportation of immigrants)
"Kim, that fucking pantong, ruined the carpet with his kimchi!"
by Wobbly_Lobster February 27, 2023
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Topical Parkour

Conversations with good friends esp. when inebriated, that rapidly jump from topic to topic with no preceding explanation.
How the hell did we get onto midget pron? Topical Parkour baby! Keep up!
by ErinNina/ShiftySly October 11, 2014
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Academic Parkour

When you try to write an academic paper, but none of the sentences in your paragraph are cohesive. Academic parkour is recognized by the act of jumping between different conclusions without knowing where you'll end up.
"I was up all night doing academic parkour, man"
by Norwegian Wineaholic November 25, 2021
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Gorilla Parkour Mode

When a child is super angry and does everything in its will to succeed in their goal.
Bryson entered Gorilla Parkour Mode because he got no candy for lunch.
by SwagCappe May 9, 2023
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Parkour

1. The most pretentious douchy way to travel.
2. The mistaken belief that every surface has the traction needed to stick your landing.
3. Natural selection.
1. I have my own parkour channel on youtube with 1 million views.
2. Through parkour, I can travel across moss covered roofs of london and survive.
3. Parkour has helped us eliminated some of dumbest people in the world.
by wakkadoodooo November 3, 2016
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Dolly Parton

When sledding down a snow-covered hill and there are less sleds than people, it is the act of nearly sharing your sled but sliding down the hill again at the last moment.
Person 1: "Here, Person 2, take my sled."
Person 2: "Thank--"
Person 1: "DOLLY PARTON!"
Person 1 then slides down the hill again.
by Aureliano Benton February 16, 2009
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