dead-panned

totally wasted or drunk

After only 2 shots, the freshman was totally dead-panned.

by cherie of the us January 6, 2008

Packed

Someone basically destroyed your car.They had or were in an accident with your car

John "That guy PACKED my car! How am i supposed to be calm if that guy wrecked my car"

Angus "i hope you had insurance "

by Rae625 December 4, 2019

a dead mans panker

A deflated left arm which is up his ass hole and his left nut is doing 2 in pinkie one in the stinky

I was fucking a dead dog and I walked in on my 4 year old doing a dead mans panker with his sister

by your majesties sogginess February 16, 2017

packed

the state of being under the influence of herb

i was packed after 3 bowls

by stoneymcboney December 3, 2007

Pinked

To be have rough anal intercourse with another man with lots of hitting and slapping but no loving gestures. The preson being pinked usually ends up eating the santorum.

Roger would've enjoyed being pinked a if bubba wasn't so rough

by Jeff Killeen December 21, 2004

punked out (synonym: herbed)

to be raped,esp.homosexually.(This usually refers to men).

The orderly looked at the prisoner and said,"Isn't that the guy who got punked out?"

by David January 13, 2004

badly packed donner

A very unattractive vagina resembling the great 'I'm pissed, let's get a donner kebab (being drunk is the only way you can physically eat a donner kebab anyway)'

When she pulled down her panties I could see she had a vagina like a badly packed donner!

by Funky the Monkey April 22, 2006