" oh how lovely, tickets to see Andy Murray in some blokes tennis tournament ive never heard of. Well you can take your dutch present and go on your own"
by climatejames November 16, 2016
Get the dutch presentmug. by Yhhh1737 May 16, 2022
Get the Big sis presentmug. by jiagg April 3, 2023
Get the homie present daymug. When your stoner friends give you a bag of ganja for christmas or at least get you high for the hoildays.
Willie Nealson gives the best cannamas presents out for the holidays last year we got a bag of cannabis wraped with a bow. plus he kinda looks like a stoned santa
by zachwarhawk December 2, 2010
Get the cannamas presentmug. Term applied to the sexual gratification given by one person to their partner on a special occasion.
Co-worker, "how was your birthday yesterday?" Colleague, "awesome thanks, the missus gave me a treat, after pleasuring herself as she watched me take her hot girlfriend up the arse, she then finished me off with her mouth, a great final present!"
by Grandsire November 16, 2018
Get the Final Presentmug. When one needs to be intoxicated in order to stand up in front of a group of people to give a oral presentation.
The only way to be successful is too alter ones state of mind.
The only way to be successful is too alter ones state of mind.
by River21 December 14, 2013
Get the State Dependant Presentationmug. Sending your friend a tastefully done nude pic or video for their birthday. Traditional gifts include fully nude pics, titty pics and dick pics. Contemporary gifts include pussy pics, ass pics, nut videos, bean flicks, and squirt shots.
What are you getting Joe for his birthday? Already sent him a Swedish birthday present, a fresh out the shower nude this morning.
by HaroldJugger June 24, 2025
Get the Swedish Birthday Presentmug.