play carpenter

rules:

First we get hammered. Then I nail you!

"hey cutie! wanna play carpenter?"
"NO! but im sure ur friends do!"

by wachus January 10, 2008

play the willy banjo

A form of masturbation popular in the deep south of the USA, parts of Australia, Yorkshire and Shaw (see gorby).

Boy, you sure look like a hog, I wonder if you squeal like one. Sooooo-weeeee. Now play mah willy banjo.

by The Strut October 12, 2004

Play boy

A wealthy male who parades around with lies money flashy cars and “mad hoes” or a large pimp list.

Becky: “I’m not getting with him he’s just a play boy”
Jade: “but he’s got a nice car”
Becky: “Yeah”

by Everyonesdad November 15, 2021

Play me

When somebody tries to change your answer or manipulate you.

Person 1: I’ll give you $5 instead of $10.
Person 2: We had a deal so don’t try and play me.

by TalyaRod April 29, 2019

Play it by nose

Instead of playing something by EAR .... play it by nose.

Go ahead and try it sometime, fucker.

You: When we get there we are going to have to decide which way to go.

Me: Well I guess we'll play it by nose then.

by Klaatu_347 December 9, 2008

play possum

verb
To fool someone into believing something that is not true. To fake.

Girl 1: I didn't want to talk to that triflin' ho, so I pretended I was asleep and she went away.
Girl 2: Nice! Way to play possum on her ass!

by LaStefondaniqua December 26, 2008

play ground pimp

A man over the age of 18 that cannot get a girlfriend that is 18 or over the age of 18 or perfers girls that are still in middle school or early years of high school.

Well did you hear about jeffie? He got caught messing around with britney again. Hey isn't she like 15? Yeah he just like being the play ground pimp i guess.

by charles e.g December 8, 2007