stacking paper to the ceiling

The act of gratuitously making exorbitant amounts of money in a very short amount of time, thereby inciting many jealous haters to hate on you.

Charles Barkley: "I don't care how much they pay him, Ernie, this kid is a disgrace to basketball, he epitomizes everything wrong with the game today!"

Ernie Johnson: "Now, Charles, it seems to me that you're hatin' on Riley 'cause he be stacking paper to the ceiling and rides on 24" chrome."

Charles Barkley: "Yea, thats true."

by Young Reezie January 23, 2008

dick paper

The tissue or toilet paper that sticks to your cock after wiping of the post-sex-cum.

Guy: Honey pass me the tissues...wipe.
Girl: Ooooh, you have dick paper!!!

by SFJH August 30, 2007

Read the Paper

A euphemism for the action 'to chunder' or 'to vomit' due to the influence of alcohol or drugs.

'Mate where did Jimmy go last night? He was plastered..'
'Went to read the paper...'
'Did he read it thoroughly?'
'Front to back mate'

by Fullers February 21, 2009

put your papers in

This is a common expression in a bureaucracy regarding retirement and status change.

The old patrol sergeant said it is a time in life to put your papers in!

by I, Wreckerrr June 28, 2021

brown paper bag money

money earned from selling dope

I don't know how I'd make it without that brown paper bag money.

by pacmanrolle July 20, 2008

Paper Mario 2

Published by Nintendo, developed by Intelligent Systems. One of the best RPGs on the Nintendo Gamecube, or on any system for that matter.

Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door.

by Smiling Assassin February 1, 2005

anti-splash paper

1. A sheet or two of bog roll placed carefully so as to uniformly cover the surface of the water in the bowl of a toilet prior to dropping the kids off. Usually employed by those who do not enjoy the sudden cold, wet sensation on their ringpiece following displacement of water by a free-falling, splash-inducing turd.

2. Also used when a desperate bogward-rush to a public convenience results in the trousers coming down at the same time the turtle's head begins to appear and the discovery is made that some bastard left nessie waiting for you. Mitigates against the prospect that splashback will include someone elses faecal matter or piss. It is considered wise to favour more sheets in this scenario.

1. I had an absolute monster on the way and it was a cold morning so I opted for some anti-splash paper.

2. There was no holding it back, I had already locked the door and me kecks were round me ankles when I noticed a previous signature loitering in the pan. Anti-splash paper was the only way to keep it personal.

by Herr Lip December 1, 2007