4 definitions by Smiling Assassin
To tickle the vagina keys like the great Burt Bacharach when you finger the lady. As if you sitting in front of 88 keys on a grand piano.
I took her home on the first date but I had a bad case of whisky dick, so I played piano in the dark
by Smiling Assassin November 22, 2017
When your getting some pussy, fellatio, or an emthusiastic handjob. Spit sweat and noises with dirty talk.
At the point of skeeting both nuts are stimulated and like a fire hose nut burst out with the velocity of an Ar-15 automatic assault rifle thus a nuclear nut
At the point of skeeting both nuts are stimulated and like a fire hose nut burst out with the velocity of an Ar-15 automatic assault rifle thus a nuclear nut
Tyrone:
Damn Becky that rusty trombone you gave me last night was the shit!!
Becky: I know you came so hard it was nuclear nuts!!!
Damn Becky that rusty trombone you gave me last night was the shit!!
Becky: I know you came so hard it was nuclear nuts!!!
by Smiling Assassin September 12, 2016
Headphanie is a chick who strictly gives head for sexual contact with any guy she's in a relationship with or even 1 night stand hook-ups i.e nail and bail situations.
Under the guise that she's saving herself for marriage and in her mind giving heap doesn't count as fornication.
Its in the attic not the living room some headphanies' out there would tell their girlfriends.
Google East Oakland California Rapper Too Short's classic track blow job betty. Now the difference is blow job betty did other sex acts while a headphanie strictly gives head but if fucking Jack Napier or Mandingo comes a knocking the panties are probably dropping too.
Under the guise that she's saving herself for marriage and in her mind giving heap doesn't count as fornication.
Its in the attic not the living room some headphanies' out there would tell their girlfriends.
Google East Oakland California Rapper Too Short's classic track blow job betty. Now the difference is blow job betty did other sex acts while a headphanie strictly gives head but if fucking Jack Napier or Mandingo comes a knocking the panties are probably dropping too.
Whats up playa how did it go with oh girl last night?
She said she was a virgin man.
So you didn't bang? Too bad bro.
Yeah no pum pum but she was a headphanie, so I still was able to let off a nuclear nut!!!
Awesome Sauce
She said she was a virgin man.
So you didn't bang? Too bad bro.
Yeah no pum pum but she was a headphanie, so I still was able to let off a nuclear nut!!!
Awesome Sauce
by Smiling Assassin September 12, 2016
Published by Nintendo, developed by Intelligent Systems. One of the best RPGs on the Nintendo Gamecube, or on any system for that matter.
Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door.
by Smiling Assassin February 2, 2005