When you take a massive dump that makes you wipe your ass so many times you end up using half a roll of toilet paper
Friend: Damn! You were in the john forever.
Me: Dude, it turned into be a thick and pasty twenty-wiper.
Me: Dude, it turned into be a thick and pasty twenty-wiper.
by Mr70Homers October 2, 2021
Get the thick and pasty twenty-wipermug. "What do you reckon john, would you smash her pasty?"
"I'd smash her pasty, man, I'd go to greggs on that bitch!"
"I'd smash her pasty, man, I'd go to greggs on that bitch!"
by Megaross March 26, 2010
Get the I'd smash her pastymug. to ruin her cornish pasty
Shaun:yo amelia what you eating
amelia: a cornish pasty
shaun grabs it and eats it
Richard: you have just been smashing her pasty
amelia: a cornish pasty
shaun grabs it and eats it
Richard: you have just been smashing her pasty
by Ro$$helle October 18, 2010
Get the smashing her pastymug. A typer of gender responsible for slavery, the death of 6 million jews, racism and sexism, white supremacists and Neo-Nazis
by PepeMaul April 18, 2018
Get the pasty white malemug. by giggidy October 8, 2004
Get the pasty ass white boimug. The term 'Pasty Chucker' is used to describe anyone from Cornwall .
The 'Pasty' part of the phrase comes from the Cornish dish the 'Cornish Pasty' which Cornish people pride themselves on. Ironically hard evidence points towards their better neighbours ,Devon, for the first ever recipe although the Cornish refuse to accept this.
The 'Chucker' part of the phrase dervies from the Battle of Liskeard during the 1643 Civil War in the South West of England. It is believed when the Devonshire Army approached the Cornish army, sword in hand, the Cornish army decided to arm themselves with their beloved pastys and then proceeded to chuck the pastys at the Devon army before getting totally wiped out, hence the term 'Pasty Chucker'.
The 'Pasty' part of the phrase comes from the Cornish dish the 'Cornish Pasty' which Cornish people pride themselves on. Ironically hard evidence points towards their better neighbours ,Devon, for the first ever recipe although the Cornish refuse to accept this.
The 'Chucker' part of the phrase dervies from the Battle of Liskeard during the 1643 Civil War in the South West of England. It is believed when the Devonshire Army approached the Cornish army, sword in hand, the Cornish army decided to arm themselves with their beloved pastys and then proceeded to chuck the pastys at the Devon army before getting totally wiped out, hence the term 'Pasty Chucker'.
Example 1
Dan: I'm going to stop you there Tom, I can't take this anymore!
Tom: Pipe down Pasty Chucker...
Example 2
Eric: I want to go home, this place is too modern
Tom: Typical Pasty Chucker, always moaning.
Dan: I'm going to stop you there Tom, I can't take this anymore!
Tom: Pipe down Pasty Chucker...
Example 2
Eric: I want to go home, this place is too modern
Tom: Typical Pasty Chucker, always moaning.
by TommyP88 November 21, 2011
Get the Pasty Chuckermug. A small British turnover type pastry filled with fruit, vegetables, meat or cheese with spices, folded in half and baked. To be eaten with one's fingers as a snack or light meal.
by Joycat17 December 16, 2022
Get the Pastymug.