The "Glutton Button" is a western derived term referring to the "top button" of ones trousers and or pantaloons. It is usually hidden by the overlap of a bulging belly after the indulgence of a very satisfying meal. Oftentimes after having ones hunger thoroughly satisfied, the button launches projectile-like from the weakening waistband. Like a blazing star, it shoots across the room looking for a glass to shatter or an eye to maim.
The button is to be undone ONLY after eating a very hearty meal. Failure to do so could result in a violent eruption of the foundation of the blue jeans one wears. If undone under any other circumstance besides the eating a great and hearty dinner, one will look very stupid and their friends will not play with them for the entirety of the evening.
The button is to be undone ONLY after eating a very hearty meal. Failure to do so could result in a violent eruption of the foundation of the blue jeans one wears. If undone under any other circumstance besides the eating a great and hearty dinner, one will look very stupid and their friends will not play with them for the entirety of the evening.
by mtheadman November 12, 2009
When you are about to plug a girl, but you are drunk so your johnson is a little soft. You shove it in anyway, but during the first few minutes your johnson looks wrinkly and old. Eventually, you become fully hard and the shaft is smooth and young-looking.
Andrew: After the party I took a girl upstairs and gave her the business. It took me forever to get hard and I couldn't keep her waiting, so I did a little Benjamin Buttoning in her clap trap.
Evan: Sweet!
Evan: Sweet!
by Eweezy86 March 07, 2010
by Sluddy 1 March 15, 2007
by girl80005 January 02, 2015
a botton on the telephones in the call center, primarily used to call someone a word or phrase containg profanity
bill: (whispers aside) im gonna hit the mute button.
tom: i need you to fix my cable, now hurry up and do your job
bill: f%#* you you donkey f%#*ing fag
tom: i need you to fix my cable, now hurry up and do your job
bill: f%#* you you donkey f%#*ing fag
by neonbrian December 19, 2008
The pulling of fabric around a closed button which is apparent when an individual is wearing an article of clothing that might be a little too tight.
Girl 1: Did you check out Sheila's shirt today?
Girl 2: Hell yeah! The button struggle is undeniable!
Girl 2: Hell yeah! The button struggle is undeniable!
by comebakqueen February 19, 2014
An imaginary button that causes someone to become a complete jackass.
Coined by Bill Engvall in "Blue Collar Comedy Tour: One for the Road" when he was describing an incident during one of his flights.
Coined by Bill Engvall in "Blue Collar Comedy Tour: One for the Road" when he was describing an incident during one of his flights.
Bill: Lady, I didn't get up this morning wanting to be a jackass...but you just pushed my jackass button.
by kimosabe22 January 13, 2012