october 31

This day is commonly knows as Halloween, where children dress up as scary costumes or cosplay characters. Kids go knock on other people’s doors and usually say “Trick or Treat!” Getting candy from the people who give out candy. Also people who are born on this day a rarely but sometimes referred to demon semen. Including me.

“What’s on October 31st?”
“Halloween dummy! Everyone knows that! Also it’s my birthday”

by FishyYT April 19, 2019

October 20

National hugs day.

Can I have a hug? It’s october 20th

by urmom123654 October 15, 2019

October 18th

October 18th is National slap a hoe day ;) go out and slap all them hoes

Dude 1: Bro it’s Karen
Dude 2: So?
Dude 1: It’s fucking October 18th, slap a hoe day

by 420.forever October 14, 2019

October 28

The day boys have to give their crush a hoodie. Can’t say no..

John- Dude it’s October 28, you gotta give it to her
Max- Ok
*gives his sweatshirt*
Maddie- heart fills with excitement

by Yëèt_Peächÿ November 6, 2019

October 17th

October 17th is national give your girl a hoodie day

October 17th give your girl a hoodie day

by XxtunaxX October 15, 2019

October 16

October 16 is “National Make Up A National Holiday for Urban Dictionary for Attention and Fame Day”

“it’s October 16 today, I guess I’ll make some stuff up so I can finally have friends”

by your average neighbor October 15, 2019

October 27

National hug a boy day!!

Garrett: why tf are you hugging me?
Me: it’s okay! it’s october 27!

by sum high quality froodle toots October 17, 2019