objectum pansexual

liking all genders and objects, aka the only valid pansexual label

oh are you objectum and like all genders? you seem to be objectum pansexual

by haha bisexuals go burr June 10, 2020

spherical objects

A polite alternative to bollocks or balls as a written or oral expletive.

George was always talking a load of spherical objects as none of it was correct.

by Clansman April 12, 2009

golden phallic object

the supposedly rarest type of phallic object you can find in Dank Memer.

the description for the golden phallic object:
"Swear on me mum's life it's not a dildo. Send it to a friend!"

by someone out there who is bored June 28, 2021

Objects up inside

"When Manii puts 4 carrots inside her."

He looked at the objects up inside her, studying her for a few moments.

by JasperKnight September 15, 2020

Objective truth

Definition: depends on what political or moral agenda you subscribe to

CNN: Conservatives are bad!

Fox News: Libtards are a threat to merica it’s objective truth!

Me: You guys are both puppets for the rich and don’t really care about your followers. You are both retarded and I’m a better person

Source: Trust me

L+ratio+kys

by Cockblastof09 April 13, 2022

shiny object reaction

getting distracted by something awesome or flamboyant, especially during an important conversation or event.

Girl: I really appreciate you being here for me... It means a lot that you...
Guy: LOOK! Free Pizza Day is next month!
Girl:... Just had a shiny object reaction.

by Cross51 July 25, 2010

OBJECT

when you call a girl that is basically passed around by everyone.

THAT GIRL IS AN OBJECT.

by wallpaperposter October 17, 2019