Phantom Scrolling

When you doom scroll so much, you no longer watch YouTube shorts for entertainment, you just do it because you are addicted to the scrolling motion. Excessive exposure may result in endless scrolling through any app that has shorts, including but not limited to LinkedIn.

Please help me. Seriously, this is a cry for help. I’ve been doom scrolling so much that now I am now phantom scrolling.

by Jitskin March 9, 2025

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What people do with their mouse pad to go down or up the Urban dictionary page.

"The young girl was scrolling down the page of the Urban Dictinary only to find the definition of word and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and they DO NOT STOP COMING PLEASE END THE YOUNG GIRL'S MISSERY-PLEASE.... THere .. there are to many. Oh No...I have added to the mess."

by pseudonym#1000 April 12, 2021

Glory Scroll

A franchise of stores that exist in almost every plane in cities on all sizes that sells magical scrolls and other pleasures.

Let's stop by the local Glory Scroll and get some Misty Step scrolls before we find a tavern.

by Nosnevel April 5, 2022

Death Scroll

(Verb) The action of getting stuck scrolling social media for hours on end, sometimes becoming impossible to stop. The victim often loses track of time, forgets tasks, and eventually numbs their brain into a deep fog. Often times the content is considered “Brain Rot” and the user’s vision can even become impaired, feeling as though they are several feet from the screen. Can be a common side effect of ADD/ADHD.

I was supposed to get all my laundry done today but I was caught in a Death Scroll on TikTok so I guess i’ll have to do it tomorrow.

by Bkerch11 May 24, 2024

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For when you are too lazy to get up out of your rolly chair at the office and you want to just scroll on over to do something.

Hey George, come scroll on over here and look at this dope turtle!

by FindingAmber June 11, 2018

Shit Scrolling

Scrolling through social media during a bowel movement.

My legs fell asleep while shit scrolling too long.

by RRRL October 19, 2020

Bedtime Scrolling

The act of going trough social one last time before going to bed. Usually done in your bed.

Well huny, its time for me for some bedtime scrolling and then Im off to bed.

by Crashy873 August 21, 2019