normal

nothing. saying something is normal makes everything else abnormal.

i dont fit any stereotypes im just normal
oh so your calling those people abnormal!

by lady darkness December 27, 2006

Normal iPad Kid

An endangered species. Kids around the age of 9-13 who own an iPad but don’t have severe autism.

Kid: Hi how was your day today?
Person: Huh? Why are you normal?
Kid: Just because I have an iPad doesn’t mean I’m weird.
Person: Oh ok phew you’re a Normal iPad Kid..

by awsomecolin July 18, 2022

normal nigga hours

The time of day, typically from 3 pm to 9 pm, where males can be normal unlike hypebeasts or depressed boys.

Oh shit D'Quan, it's normal nigga hours! SMASH THAT FUCKING LIKE BUTTON IF YOU UP AND YOU NORMAL.

by Kodak420 August 11, 2017

The most normal post on UrbanDictionary

Yeah this is probably the one and only urban dictionary post you’ll ever see without any swearing or sex related things in it. Don’t mind the sentences below (I have to do them)

Person 1: yo urban dictionary is really funny
Person 2: have you seen The most normal post on UrbanDictionary?
Person 1:...

by Whyamiliving November 1, 2019

a normal human being

A person that can pay their bills, has been married, does NOT eat 17,000 ponds of cheese every year, and has a good job.

not me, that’s for sure. a normal human being wouldn’t eat 17,000 pounds of cheese every year and have a wife. not me.

by Cheese Addict January 31, 2020

how much you normally pay?

Something all asian taxi drivers in the UK say when you get in the cab. Must be said with indian/pakistani accent for full effect, and can be very amusing if used correctly. see also:
can i help you my friend?
where u wanting to go?
my brother do it cheap for you!

when serving on the bar or in a shop, try asking 'how much you normally pay?' when a customer asks u how much something is, then laugh at their response

by me old fruity July 1, 2006

normal conversation

A conversation of a socially acceptable topic/nature.

A common conversation.

A frequently used topic of socially acceptable standards used to converse with a broad audience.

Billy:"Hey Jimmy, hows the family?"

Jimmy:"Good, thx for asking. Hows you and yours Bill?"

Billy:"Great, doing great! You have a chance to see the new movie?"

Jimmy:"Ya, it was bad ass!"

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Sal:"Whats the weather looking like tomorrow?"

A Normal Conversation is the social Median as defined by the Majority as being Avarage.

by MD Tron July 2, 2016