Turkish nightmare

1. The act of getting your friend as drunk as you possibly can, then throwing them into the open hole of a construction site porta-a-john
2. Ingesting a large quantity of laxatives, then lying down on your bed while some broad sucks on your balls while she jerks you off. At the exact moment of climax you spray a horrifying amount of liquid shit all over her face and then bust a nut in her eye, all while screaming Turkish nightmare at the top of your lungs.

1. "dude we need to get Eric back for being an asshole, lets give him the Turkish nightmare after he finishes drinking"
2. "My GF pissed me off last night so I made sure she experienced a real Turkish nightmare"

by JBook July 18, 2006

Nightmate

Night time lover. Specifically used for college nights involving a party or two.

"Dude, your nightmate was bangalishly fine"--Suzie saying this to Johnny.

by SamwiseJames March 23, 2007

Endless Nightmares

GameFAQs user Endless Nightmares, who owns the website www.farsideblues.com.

Endless Nightmares uses cat-like emoticons.

by Kenri October 5, 2003

bloody nightmare

When a girl is on her period and puts her vaj on your face and period blood gets in your eyes and starts punching you in the dick while feeding you LSD and screaming NIGHTMARE! NIGHTMARE! NIGHTMARE!

Some girl drugged me last night and gave me a bloody nightmare, it hurt like shit!

by Risoh April 27, 2017

your worse nightmare

The worst possible situation or outcome.
Aka: your worst nightmare

BOI YOU FUX WIT ME ILL BE YOUR WORSE NIGHTMARE.

by Gitmonay Sr. June 10, 2016

nightmare before christmas

The staple of all emo and wanna be emo kids alike. It's just a kids movie, get a life

Emo kid 1. OMG did you watch the nightmare before christmas last night?

Emo kid 2. OMG yeah I was like jerking off to it because of how emotional it is

Me: Shut the fuck up, I stopped watching that movie when I was eight thanks to you douchebags

by DizzyLizzy March 10, 2007

Nightmare

The hardest mode in the Pump It Up video game series. Both pads are used, for a total of 10 arrows. Unlike doubles play in Dance Dance Revolution or In The Groove, many tournaments exist for Nightmare mode songs. In the World Pump Festival, contestants in the Speed section are required to play on Nightmare mode.

Also known as NM.

Player 1: Did you see that PIU player finish Love Is A Danger Zone 2 Nightmare with an A? I swear he was moonwalking!
Player 2: Holy shit! Someone actually passed LIADZ2?!?

by Jason Nudelman November 10, 2008