Virtual mutual masterbation

Where you sit on your hand till it falls asleep and then you use it to jackoff so it fells like someone else jacking you off and you imagine some woman's jacking you off.

John is into virtual mutual masterbation.

by Deep blue 2012 May 13, 2010

mutually assured destruction

A term from the Cold War: Because the Soviet Union and the US could destroy each other peace was maintained by theis "mutually assured destruction."

We have enough bombs to maintain mutually assured destruction

by Robert Allen August 29, 2003

Mutual Assholery

The state of being in which two or more assholes compete to out-asshole each other.

Many traffic accidents are caused by mutual assholery.

by Wannabe_elf December 16, 2014

Mutual breakup

Something you’d say when you get dumped by him.

We had a mutual breakup.
Uhm, yeah right

by Facts01 November 27, 2018

Mutualism

Is when you and your friend have kind of a treaty about cheating in tests from each other

Helena: Did you study for the test?
Max: No, me and Joana have Mutualism.

by IronyCurtain October 9, 2020

Mors Mutual Insurance

Your only insurance agent on speed dial mostly because of people under the age of 10 going to the "shoe store"

Guy 1: Bro i had to call Mors Mutual Insurance again

Guy 2: Let me guess Oppressor?

Guy 1: yeah

by ShittyWriter69 August 6, 2021

mutually assured destruction

Where people kill each other at the same time in 1st person shooters. Very annoying.

FUCKING BIATCH JUST MUTUALLY ASSURED DESTRUCTIOn!

by MoFo November 23, 2003