Murf

Murf is a slang for saying someone or something has herpes of the butthole region.

“Damn that girl I slept with last night had murf bruh”
“Bruh I would but you know she has Murf right?”

by Blakiepoo December 12, 2018

murfed

to be winning, and or beating the shit outta some one or thing

TOSH-DAMNNNNN...we got murfed on in the game last night!
Randi-FERRRRR-SHEEEEEEE-ZEEEEEEEE

by JAAMALL May 5, 2006

mufty

Referring to a person with Indian heritage or background in a non-racist way.

Person 1: Oh my god check out that mufty over there

Person: Whoa she is hot as!

by DIRGinator August 27, 2009

Murfin

In a sexual context, the act of placing one's mouth on another's belly (or other area of the body) and blowing, thereby creating both a sonorous and pleasing sound and vellicating the recipient, causing them to squirm. Variations on the murfin include a "wet murfin" (incorporating the excretion of saliva onto the recipient during the act of murfing) and the "hairy murfin" (whereby the murfiner grows a mustache and engages in the act of murfing).

Guy: I gave your mom a murfin last night.
Friend: Dude that's gross!
Guy: Don't worry, it wasn't hairy, just wet. Wet all over her belly.

by Desimoto March 31, 2010

murf

Someone whom is hung like a donkey and can fuck all night long.

Wow, I wish I were like Murf.

by Julie January 14, 2004

mufftard

One who is a retard and also possesses the charatoristics of a pussy.

"Have you seen Shiver lately? What a mufftard."

by Splitter May 13, 2005

dirty murf

a short abbreviation given to Murfreesboro, TN by the locals

"Mary, I didn't know you were from the dirty murf!"

by Mary Hollis May 28, 2007