molesta

see: R Kelly

"Fiesta, Fiesta, remixed by R Kelly Child Molesta.

by jason June 2, 2003

molestican

A person of latino heritage that works at a local restaurant (in any given town). He has an expired green card and likes to place unwelcome advances unto the underage girls in said restaurant.

Get away you crazy molestican! No quiero tu carne!!!

by syrup828 September 25, 2004

molestable

When you see someone that looks so good, you want to molest them.

person mumber 1: dude that guy is SO hot!
person number 2: Oh my gosh I know. He is totally molestable!

*gets up and molests hot kid*

by xwishfulthinkingX September 8, 2004

molestache

a mustache that resembles that which a child molester, such as David Westerfield, might have.

Did you see that guy's molestache Yeah he looks like such a creeper.

by LexiB February 10, 2009

Cow Moolestor

One who partakes in the molestation of cows.

Billy is considered a Cow Moolestor because of the way he forcefully received his milk

by Jake from State Farm123457 July 5, 2013

Molesterious

An unsavory character poorly attempting to conceal his / her intent.

Did you see that molesterious guy keep staring at those kids over his book, he's really creeping me out.

by Davis Avis February 10, 2009

molesting a snake

sexually abusing a snake

Bob: I saw you molesting a snake Jill.
Jill: shut the fuck up that was my anorexic baby who still had the cord attached.
Bob: oh..........

by weedhead11111111111111111 March 14, 2018