Le'Monte

Used to describe a one of a kind, very attractive man that usually has traits that portray that of a Gemini.

Look at that Le'Monte, he could get it

by The 3D bandit March 10, 2012

montenegrin

It's what people from Montenegro call themselves. The reason being is that they do not what to be recognized as a gay Serb. Because no one likes the Serbs. That is why they are voting for independence and are going to get it, because once again no one likes serbs except for Russia.

I personallydon'tblame them, i mean who wants to be known as a serb.

People from Montenegro call themselves Montenegrin.

by Serbs are gay May 24, 2006

Montezuma's revenge

caused by the presence of amoeba's in one's digestive system due to drinking water or most anything that hasn't been cooked in mexico.

I could only talk to my girlfriend 10 minutes at a time due to montezuma's revenge.

by Reed May 5, 2006

Montezuma's revenge

having the urge to shart up a storm in your pantaloons and having to run into a restaraunt to throw a shart grenade in their toilet.

Maarrrrrk had Montezuma's revenge and almost didnt make it. zzzoooooooooooom

by Maarrrrrthew June 12, 2005

montezuma's mustache

The diahhrea version of a dirty sanchez. Having someone with loose bowels create a thin line above the upper lip.

Theresa is certainly kinky, she enjoys getting a Montezuma's mustache every time her partner gets the trots.

by shirleys January 9, 2007

montessori school

it is not a school for speds school. in fact, it is a very expensive school. they teach you multiplication tables in kindergarten.
it doesn't get better than that.

9 year old: dude i can't figure out 2 x 2!
5 year old: its for you fricking retard.
9 year old: damn kid where did you go to school
5 year old: montessori school.

by metalcoresmartass September 3, 2009

montegrad

Montegrad is a city in the Province of Quebec, Canada.

The people from republika invented this word to refer to the city of Montreal.

The word has references to revolution, government take-over, declarations of independence, civil war and cool stuff..

The word Montreal connotes postcard pictures of places with sunshine and tourists.. not cool..

by Ryszard December 26, 2003