Monday

1. the day you realize you forgot to do just about everything that needed to get done.

2. the first day of not-weekend after the weekend

(n. origin: Satan)

FML, it's Monday!

by amberithink October 6, 2009

Mustache Monday

The Monday after No Shave November, where you shave all your facial hair except the mustache.

-Dude, are you excited for Mustache Monday?
-Yeah, mine's going to be real nasty

by Nashty December 15, 2008

moded

Derived from the term "demoted." Used to add insult to injury when someone has been proven wrong in a public manner or to bring much more public attention from an otherwise oblivious crowd to another person’s erroneous assumption or verbal gaff. Basically, another way of saying “Dude, you’ve been demoted.” Often used for either the purposes of ego deflation of a "modee" or self-aggrandizement of the “moder.”

(1980s California version): “Ooooooh, moded!”

by charmaine w March 26, 2008

Monday Blues

When you go to work or to school really tired and upset because you stayed up really late to watch your favorite football team play and they lost. All comes equipped with a hangover and bad stomache.

John really had the monday blues after the Redskins beat his favorite team the Dallas Cowboys 35-7.

by Danibee December 20, 2005

Monkey Monday

A Super Smash Bros festivity in that every monday, you must play as Donkey Kong, no matter the circumstances.

“Bro, are you really playing as Sephiroth right now? it’s Monkey Monday! you need to play as DK!”

by CrissMaster July 15, 2022

je kanker moeder

A dutch centence that you can use in almost every moment

Stranger: je bent echt kapot stom/ you are fucking annoying.
You: ja je kanker moeder ook: yes, your cancer mom is annoying to.

Stranger: ik haat je/ i hate you,
You: dat is wat je kanker moeder zei toen je was geboren/ that is what your cancer mom said when you were born.

Stranger: ik neuk je vriendin/ i will fuck your girlfriend.

by Ooooooopppsssssssp March 25, 2019

Monday Night Football

Popular Football program that made its first broadcast on September 21st, 1970 on ABC. Shows a regular season matchup game each week until the playoffs, begenning at 8 o'clock. Begenning in the 2006 NFL season ABC will no longer broadcast Monday Night Football, but instead ESPN will air it.

It's theme song, "Heavy Action" was originally intended for the BBC show Superstars.

Monday Night Football is on, bring in the bud already!

by Steagles June 11, 2006