Bald White Man

Someone who isn’t allowed an opinion. Ever. A bald white man should be shut down immediately regardless of what they say and cancelled if possible.
Oh, you think the game has obvious flaws? You’re a Bald White Man, your opinion doesn’t count. We also hate you.
by CrissMaster July 15, 2022
mugGet the Bald White Manmug.

Monkey Monday

A Super Smash Bros festivity in that every monday, you must play as Donkey Kong, no matter the circumstances.
“Bro, are you really playing as Sephiroth right now? it’s Monkey Monday! you need to play as DK!”
by CrissMaster July 15, 2022
mugGet the Monkey Mondaymug.

Criss

The combination of crap and piss.
Dude, i just took a HUGE criss!
by CrissMaster March 10, 2020
mugGet the Crissmug.