Definitions by CrissMaster

Bald White Man 

Someone who isn’t allowed an opinion. Ever. A bald white man should be shut down immediately regardless of what they say and cancelled if possible.

Oh, you think the game has obvious flaws? You’re a Bald White Man, your opinion doesn’t count. We also hate you.

Bald White Man by CrissMaster July 15, 2022

Monkey Monday

A Super Smash Bros festivity in that every monday, you must play as Donkey Kong, no matter the circumstances.

“Bro, are you really playing as Sephiroth right now? it’s Monkey Monday! you need to play as DK!”

Monkey Monday by CrissMaster July 15, 2022

Criss

The combination of crap and piss.

Dude, i just took a HUGE criss!

Criss by CrissMaster March 10, 2020