Morning After Dump
Morning After Dump by APfromMSP July 7, 2005
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Good Morning and God Bless
A morning ritual where you eat breakfast and drink your coffee in the bathroom whilst taking a shit.
Good Morning and God Bless by olliedidthis May 23, 2018
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morning stories
Morning Stories: noun
Activity that happens when a group of people (often roommates) gather in one room "the morning after" and share recollections or anecdotes of the previous night's activities.
Commonly occurs in college sorority houses or in houses where several co-eds reside.
Participants are usually young females and primary topic of conversation is regarding who hooked up.
Activity that happens when a group of people (often roommates) gather in one room "the morning after" and share recollections or anecdotes of the previous night's activities.
Commonly occurs in college sorority houses or in houses where several co-eds reside.
Participants are usually young females and primary topic of conversation is regarding who hooked up.
"By 10:00 a.m. on Saturday morning, we gathered in Jenny's room for aspirin, orange juice and morning stories."
morning stories by KinOH September 19, 2008
The Meaning Of Life
1. 42
2. a monty python film
3. one of life's unansweable questions that manic depressives sit and dwell on knowing that they'll never find out the answer.
2. a monty python film
3. one of life's unansweable questions that manic depressives sit and dwell on knowing that they'll never find out the answer.
The Meaning Of Life by fairy nuff September 24, 2003
Morning 2X4
An extreme case of morning wood, where the guy wakes up in the middle of a wet dream and didn't dream climax. Resulting in waking up with blue balls and an urge to fuck the nearest thing in sight.
Tedd: Man today was a rough morning.. Byron: Why? Tedd: I woke up with morning 2X4 today. Byron: Owch, must've sucked Tedd: Yeah. Good thing Shannon was there to relieve me.
Morning 2X4 by Xero _ Manifest December 7, 2010
Morning Wood
The erection that men will have in the morning, just after they wake up. It's the way a mans body says "Wake up, or I will annoy the shit out of you."
Person: "Well, you're awake early."
Man:"I had to wake up because my morning wood wouldn't let me go back to sleep.."
Man:"I had to wake up because my morning wood wouldn't let me go back to sleep.."
Morning Wood by IInSSyNc February 27, 2014
The Morning Afters
Something a guy experiences for a few days after making out/hooking up with a girl. While infected with the morning afters, the guy will ignore the girl in question for fear of awkward conversation. This could last for weeks.
Girl 1: Me and rick made out at that party the other night
Girl 2: Awesome!
Girl 1: Yeah, but he won't answer my texts. I think he's got the morning afters!
Girl 2: That is terrible!
Girl 2: Awesome!
Girl 1: Yeah, but he won't answer my texts. I think he's got the morning afters!
Girl 2: That is terrible!
The Morning Afters by ricky bobby 68 September 14, 2009