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When you want to spell Work or Woke and autocorrect is off
Yep, gimme like 25 minutes, just got off woek.
Woek by Sasquatch32560 June 4, 2018
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The way dumbasses spell the word ‘work’ and then get made fun of for it.
Maryum: !woek
Seth: Haha dumbass. Woek
Maryum: I meant work
Aidan: I don’t think you did
Woek by Aveo1911 August 20, 2022

Woekoeshakie 

The nights: friday to saturday and saturday to sunday are superior to the night of sunday to monday
Damn, are you free on saturday? Because I don't want that woekoeshakie-crap
Woekoeshakie by Grabbie May 14, 2020
That moment when your homies are all synced up.
"I’m touching myself tn for a woekour"
woekour by shitbuns April 7, 2022

Woekihef 

When you’re absolutely fucking done with work.
“I’m fucking woekihef… Aughh”
Woekihef by Sunset202 September 21, 2023
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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