Spunk on a monk

The act of ejaculating on a bald religious man who lives in a monastery.

Strange person: Right, I'm off to the monastery to spunk on a monk now.

by Rob Heath February 11, 2006

buddha monk

1. it means you the man with the BUDDHA aka chronic

"PLO STYLE
buddha monks with the owls"

by TicallllllionHmmmmmmmm March 17, 2009

Siberian Monk Sleeving

1) The act of holding both hands inside the cuff of the opposite sleeve at once.
2) Usually performed by girls who are cold, it helps trap heat.
3) Similar to shirt tenting, or pulling your legs up inside your shirt.

Rosey: "I got soo cold today I was Siberian monk sleeving all day!"

Jeremiah: "Is the heater at your work broken?"

by DarkJer November 6, 2011

braindead monk

someone beyond braindead, to the point of acting like a monkey

"That kid is a braindead monk"
"Yeah he is so dumb."

by boterton December 31, 2017

sitting monk

A type of sexual position in which the male or lady-boy, basically whoever has the penis sits indian-style with his legs crossed over one another on the floor preferably on a comfortable and somewhat cushioned surface, such as a yoga mat, with his back against a wall or sturdy surface and his arms pressed against his sides in an upward manner while his hands are extended out to the side as if he's asking his partner for spare change. Then, the women will sit in his lap placing his penis into her vagina or anus, squatting into the gap created by the man's legs being crossed, with her knees bent and feet facing forward she will place her hands in his palms to use as leverage and begin sliding up and down on his cock (usually while chanting).

Chris: Hey man, I've got an extra ticket to the game tonight do you want to go with me?
Phillip: Sorry man, I can't tonight! Jenny and I are going to temple this evening.
Chris: Temple?!? I didn't know you two were Buddhists?!?

Phillip: Oh! We're not! Jenny bought this new kamasutra book the other day and tonight we're trying the sitting monk position. I suppose I'm supposed to be Buddha and she's going to worship my cock or something. Afterwards, I'm going to bless her with my holy water if you know what I mean???
Chris: Holy water??? That's Catholic not Buddhist!
Phillip: Whatever, I'm getting laid.

by Ambiguousgenitals January 27, 2021

Punching the Monk

masturbation. The tip of a penis resembles the shiney bald head of a monk. See also punching the midget punching the munchkin punching the cyclops

After 50 minutes of punching the monk, Don was wasted.

by bill1970 July 10, 2010

follicular penguin monk

Can be used to insult someone in a joking manner, or very seriously depending on tone and delivery, usually used in a state of annoyance. The words individually have no correlation to each other but when together can be used in a similar way to 'twat' or 'idiot'. The origin of this phrase is East London 2020

Jack, you follicular penguin monk!
Leave me alone you follicular penguin monk, you're just jealous of my husband!

by Brown Bread October 21, 2020