Trapped Chilean Miner

A gentlemen who was required to "take one for the team" (i.e. the act of defiling a lady of size as part of an overall "team strategy") is lured and trapped by an unwanted and unexpected act of face-sitting.

Dude, you owe big time. She suffocated me like a trapped chilean miner!

by Five Dollar Dazzle January 12, 2011

miereneuker

Ant fucker.
Dutch insult for someone who:
- Pays too much attention to details
- Is always ignored
- Has a little penis

by Oli September 4, 2003

Kingman Daily Miner

A poorly written newspaper that covers the greater Kingman area. The paper has become well known for it's relatively asinine stories and ridiculous letters to the editor. Among non-Kingmanites the paper has reached a level of hilarity that may be close to that of Best-Of-Craigslist.

Man: Hey did you read that front page article in the Kingman Daily Miner today about that dog named "Meatball"?

Man #2: Holy shitsnacks that was hilariously fucking stupid, thank God for the Miner when there isn't any new Best-Of-Craigslist's to read.

by Turd Ferguson's illiterate son August 8, 2012

Remove Miner

A statement posted in TikTok comments by closeted men that is slang for wanting to have aggressive gay anal sex with other men

Person 1: "Remove Miner"
Person 2: "Are you gay or something?"

by katxoxo March 25, 2022

Minerals

Balls. In relation to courage... "He doesn't have the balls to tell his boss to fuck off."

Millennial:. "You wouldn't do that!"

Me: "What? You don't think I've got the minerals?"

by Wandering J November 11, 2020

Extreme mineraling

The act of jumping off a cliff in order to, all while in mid air, get a taste of the delicious mineral which is exposed on the outer layer of rock. This is done by licking or breaking off a chunk and eating the mineral.

"Hey Larry, do you want to go extreme mineraling with me this Thursday?"

by SwagginBanana January 14, 2015

Minerals

Not rocks.

"Jesus Christ Marie, they're minerals!"

by NasaWeatherfrog November 28, 2013