Mistache

A serious error made when shaving around a mustache, causing repeated attempts to "even it out" The result is an ever shrinking amount of mustache remaining.

Hey man, what happened to your face?
Ah, I was in a hurry while shaving this morning, and had a near fatal mistache. Does it show much?
Dude, theres hardly anything left!

by old school 53 November 22, 2009

Mistake Remover

A casual way of saying an abortion.

Person 1: "Can I get a Mistake Remover?"
Person 2: "What do you think you're at McDonalds?"
Person 1: "O ya and can I get some fries with that too?"

by hjfjdas April 9, 2011

Mustaffe

a mustache above a womans vulva, either personally trimed/waxed on the womens mon pubis or a reference towards a man with a mustache performing vaginal-oral sex.

"Sorry honey, not tonoght. I knicked myself trimming my mustaffe"

"They havnt spoken since Micah gave her best friend a mustaffe."

by Honorary Stache October 5, 2011

mistabishing

Playing a pre-recordered and mastered music set while being payed for live event (and trying to look like you're mxing it live) . Got widely discussed after Drum'n'Bass DJ and producer Mistabishi did this in 2009

Have you visited DJ day party here? Yeah, the DJ was mistabishing like crazy

by dimaka1256 July 6, 2016

mistake baby

A baby who is not wanted and is loved by no one

Jacob is a mistake baby his mom hates him

by 6778890 September 22, 2018

Mistoffelees

Mistoffelees: an attitude, one of mischief and arrogance; self centered with a pedestrian thought process.

The man has a very Mistoffelees aire about him.

by Blake Egan Christopher September 29, 2018

Mistake

an accident you make,that you automatically regret.you wish you could change things.

messing with tia was such a mistake.

by honesthoney November 1, 2018