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F.I. Method

AKA the fuck it method, this method is used when giving up and/or not doing something because you couldn't care less.
"I forgot to study for my Biology quiz tomorrow.. whatever, I'm using the F.I. Method, FUCK IT!!"
by lemongrease November 7, 2013
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Cowboy Method

A method of birth control that involves taking your gun out of the holster and shooting it. Another term for skeeting.
She won't get pregnant. I used the cowboy method.
by Fuhrball2 November 2, 2008
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the hoop method

a new form of contraception, similar to the rythm method which consists of the woman inserting a finger into the mans anus (hoop) unexpectedly to get him to "pull out" a highly hillarious (for the girl) method of ensuring the non making of babies
haha i used the hoop method last night and *insert boyfriends name here* freaked his beans and went mental, hey i was finished, job done!
by thehoopchick October 26, 2010
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Catholic Method

The preferred Catholic approved birth control.
The method of withdrawal satisfies the criteria for natural birth control.

aka Pulling out
Craig that chic says she thinks shes pregnant, How could that be?

Dude, there is no way, I used the Catholic Method and skeeted all over her.
by mahtalghanim January 4, 2011
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mystery method

A method used to seduce women. Uses a tightly scripted, linear sequence when interacting with a woman to get her to become attracted to you, prove herself to you, feel comfortable around you, and eventually sleep with you. Originated by Mystery, an LA-area magician. Primarily used by men with low self esteem or men who have very poor social skills, bordering on mentally retarded.
"Hey check it out, Billy the homeless man used the Mystery Method to hook up with Jessica, the beauty queen."
by recoveringPUA November 25, 2007
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The psyops method

Ban anyone for doing anything remotely funny cos you're a loser with nothing to do + he's Brazilian :thumbsup: :sob:
by goyardshoppingbags August 30, 2023
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stoplight method

When you are masturbating and you stop each time right before you cum to keep going as long as possible.
Friend: I was doing the stoplight method last night and I ran a red light!
Friend 2: Aw man that shits the worst!
by Dickboy629 January 23, 2018
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