highly influential, though short lived English/Polish jazz fusion band famous for the bass guitar work, original songs, outrageous style and performance of its eponymous frontman Mathew"Golduck"Lewis on songs such as 'With a Rye Smile'','Purple Sandwich(and the contents within)','Rocky Dennis','Voodoo Girl who probably wants sex :s (LOL)'etc
The band's peak of popularity was in the 1970s, when it released six albums that blended elements of jazz,jazz fusion,jazz funk and cock jousting
The band's peak of popularity was in the 1970s, when it released six albums that blended elements of jazz,jazz fusion,jazz funk and cock jousting
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"yeah they were shit,all mat did was a rye smile bass medley the entire 6 and a half hours"
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