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Martijn

Usualy refered to as "zwart geld"
Drives camaros and like frape's "a papi"
Nice camaro, a papi.
It's a martijn
by The black habibi May 30, 2017
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Martinism

martinism -- we cannot define it
Martinism is when people come and live together. In peace and tolerance.
Martin Luther King tried to live ..Martinism" ...but failed
by maasd the line June 14, 2017
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martijn dennebos

Martijn Dennebos was a teacher at STC Group.
He left STC Group in 2017.
He was bullied by people that are gangsters.
Martijn dennebos is a teacher at STC Group
by slaafy April 29, 2018
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Martini

A Martini is a very rare species of Martyna's. It is found in the depths of the mountains of papers. Martini's are VERY organized, have handwriting that comes straight out of Word and they don't share. They are generally nice people but they loooove gossip. Martini's love papers, Fortnite, lying, cards, proving themselves to their smart and talented friends, being dirty minded with their meme-loving friend, collecting rare coins, stealing rare coins, getting the best seats in math class and tend to have Fortnite-playing Mexican boyfriends. They hate everything that annoys them. Almost everything annoys them. Martyna is very annoyed by mostly that one friend that messes with everything they have like she doesn't stop searching through her phone searching for exposing photos. They hate sharing, giving, and keep everything to themselves. If you have a Martini friend, steal their phone because they have a lot of private, hilarious photos and videos. Martini's get along with everyone but hate everyone they get along with. They also get very competitive. So don't steal their man. If you annoy them too much, they'll kill you. They have a secret skill with guns. Martini's can be rude and offensive on purpose in irritated and hate anime. Treat you Martini with care and she will always be grateful and will do many things for you. But be careful. Martini's love bets and will do anything to get you as their slave. Oh, the ADORE cookies. It's a good thing to bribe them with.
Chloe: I just lost a bet against Martini. I have to be her slave for a whole month!
Zac: Oh no! I feel so bad! What did she bet you for you to agree? At what game?
Chloe: Umm....she said she would pay for my cookies for two months straight if I won against her in rock, paper, scissors.
Zac: ....
Chloe: ....
by T_star >^< March 18, 2019
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Martini 5 or 10

The stage in life where you sit on the back porch and drink a martini while owning 5 to 10 acres of land.
I'm about to retire think i'll settle down, get a little martini 5 or 10.
by Philmynuts December 27, 2019
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Martinita

martinita is the sweetest girl. She is HOT, and horny all the time. She is gay and a top.
if you are called martinita you are gay.
by isa perezz July 15, 2020
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Martijn

Martijn thinks he is very good at ZOMBS Royale but he secretly uses aim bot.
Yo how did he kill that guy. nah fam he was just doing the martijn
by Chimken nufgets September 4, 2020
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