Once upon a time in Utrecht (the Netherlands), Moskou the famous white cat of an infamous Berlinian soap star escaped the safety of her home and was lost for days. When Moskou finally walked back in all dazed and confused, she appeared to have been run over by a truck with her white belly being all black with filth. In fact, Moskou had been brutally assaulted and impregnated by a neighbourhood tom*cat. Nowadays, all around the Netherlands and Germany, when someone speaks about “iemand een zwart buikje geven” (Dutch) or “giving someone a black belly” it expresses he or she is in the process of having ‘rather fierce sexual intercourse’ with that particular individual.
Giving someone a black belly (zwart buikje geven). (its all about the giving!) Iemand een zwart buikje geven. (Dutch)
Some guy: "He bro...I'll call you later...I'm giving her a black belly right now"
Other guy: "Genau!"
Some girl: "Damn, that guy sure gave me a black belly last night!"
Other girl: "Oh he gave you a black belly? Genau!"
Other guy: "Genau!, I'll give you both a black belly"
Some guy: "He bro...I'll call you later...I'm giving her a black belly right now"
Other guy: "Genau!"
Some girl: "Damn, that guy sure gave me a black belly last night!"
Other girl: "Oh he gave you a black belly? Genau!"
Other guy: "Genau!, I'll give you both a black belly"
by Der Leopard April 28, 2011
by Sjimpie Sjampie January 28, 2019
The opposite of typical zwart behavior, tall, free of spelling errors, no late night rants in the gc, doesn't live in a firefighter town
An hour ago this giy called me with a "quick question" right before I wanted to take a shirt. It wasn't quick so I just walked away to take a shit, figuring I'd tell him I didn't here the last 5 minutes when I got back, but when I got done shitting I forgot, and went outside to stare off like I do, then like 10 minutes later was like "oh shit!" And ran back to my computer and the niqqa is STILL talking.
zwart did a reverse zwart on somone insane
A tall engineer without typos
zwart did a reverse zwart on somone insane
A tall engineer without typos
by Ben Zucc February 25, 2025
"Tom Brady is the GOAT! The man has been to the NBA Finals 7x and has the highest WAR of all-time!"
Dude, you're zwarting hard rn. Chill.
Dude, you're zwarting hard rn. Chill.
by Ben Zucc February 28, 2025
by xman greek May 20, 2019
Typically a short (5'7') Dutchman with an Electrical Engineering Degree who likes to wax poetic in late evening rants about his high school wrestling "career", usually filled with numerous spelling errors. Claims to love firefighters and boasts about living in a "firefighter town". Lives with his estranged baby mama named "Shan"
by Ben Zucc February 25, 2025