Typically a short (5'7') Dutchman with an Electrical Engineering Degree who likes to wax poetic in late evening rants about his high school wrestling "career", usually filled with numerous spelling errors. Claims to love firefighters and boasts about living in a "firefighter town". Lives with his estranged baby mama named "Shan"
Bro, what did you type? You went full on Zwart with that paragragh.
Once upon a time in Utrecht (the Netherlands), Moskou the famous white cat of an infamous Berlinian soap star escaped the safety of her home and was lost for days. When Moskou finally walked back in all dazed and confused, she appeared to have been run over by a truck with her white belly being all black with filth. In fact, Moskou had been brutally assaulted and impregnated by a neighbourhood tom*cat. Nowadays, all around the Netherlands and Germany, when someone speaks about “iemand een zwart buikje geven” (Dutch) or “giving someone a black belly” it expresses he or she is in the process of having ‘rather fierce sexual intercourse’ with that particular individual.
Giving someone a black belly (zwart buikje geven). (its all about the giving!) Iemand een zwart buikje geven. (Dutch)
Some guy: "He bro...I'll call you later...I'm giving her a black belly right now"
Other guy: "Genau!"
Some girl: "Damn, that guy sure gave me a black belly last night!"
Other girl: "Oh he gave you a black belly? Genau!"
Other guy: "Genau!, I'll give you both a black belly"
The opposite of typical zwart behavior, tall, free of spelling errors, no late night rants in the gc, doesn't live in a firefighter town
An hour ago this giy called me with a "quick question" right before I wanted to take a shirt. It wasn't quick so I just walked away to take a shit, figuring I'd tell him I didn't here the last 5 minutes when I got back, but when I got done shitting I forgot, and went outside to stare off like I do, then like 10 minutes later was like "oh shit!" And ran back to my computer and the niqqa is STILL talking.
Zarting is the act of telling your opinion about something you totally have no idea about, so instead of saying I don't know you start improvising and zarting about the topic
* How many states in USA?
- 432
* Man, you are zarting
A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She'spretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."