Martinijn 

A bastard mf guy, he's annoying he loves playing video games, he likes cuddles and he's so cute at the same time and mostly he's a simp

Defined as "Hi martinijn sorry love you"

Martinijn by AvaXoxo16 August 6, 2020

martinjob 

The act of getting drunk with a girl, taking her back to your room, and staying up talking to her all night.

N: Did you hear what happened to Franzi the other night?
C: I heard he got martinjobbed. They sat on the couch talking until she sobered up and left.

martinjob by fivehorsemen April 29, 2011

Wet Dream Martini 

Wet Dream Martini is a drink best served luke warm. A wet dream martini is a drink comprised of 4 parts, vaginal fluid, thawed ice cubes, man jizz, and vodka. To prepare this drink you need to shove no less than 3 ice cubes but no more than 6 in to the vaginal cavity of your partner. Then proceed to conduct intercourse with said partner and repeat this step until you have reached climax and all ice cubes are melted. Once climax is reached and all ice cubes are melted you will need to drain the vaginal cavity of all fluid into your favorite martini glass and add a heavy handed splash of vodka for taste.

I enjoy adding two olives into my Wet Dream Martini, just to make it extra dirty.

Wet Dream Martini by isaac1365 April 11, 2019

Two olives short of a martini 

Missing both your nuts. taken from fresh prince of bel air

"Will: My friend knows this sqaw that he's completely in love with. But this particular sqaw just broke up with his best friend. Now, he don't wanna diss his boy or nothin, but he'd like to know how long is a good time to wait befire he... raidsthis sqaw's village, if you know what I'm sayin.
Philip: Ummmmm. Interesting you should bring that up. I had a case like that come before me just recently.
Will: Really?
Philip: Word up. Now this guy started going out with his best friend's girl hours after they broke up.
Will: Whoa, he waited that long?
Philip: Well, this other guy didn't think it was that long. He was very jealous and he shot his friend.
Will: Dead?
Philip: No. Let's say he's, uh, two olives short of a martini.
Will: OHHHHHH!
Philip: So before your friend starts raiding any villages, he better be sure its worth it."

Two olives short of a martini by i am nobody and i am sombody January 5, 2010

MARTIJN 

Martijn is a great person who is very smart and he has a big penis.
He distracts every girl with his great
music

That martijn has got a penis so huge im jalours. He always distract me with his great music

MARTIJN by HenkDeBaksteen February 27, 2017

Pulling a martijn 

When a person gets so fucked up on alcohol and weed that the person throws up.

Omg David was “pulling a Martijn”

Pulling a martijn by Get_out_of_here_antonio October 4, 2017

Martini Henry 

A 45/577 calibre rifle used to slaughter natives since 1871.
Made famous at the battle of Rourke's Drift during the Zulu war in 1879.
During which the British Empire slaughtered 1000's of wog's, except at the battle of Isandhlwana, which we won't talk about.

There's a good fellow

Martini Henry by fat b'stard July 4, 2011