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Nerd: does math
Me: *whispers* that's mental abuse to humans
by bighm December 21, 2020
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The living hell that you don't need or deserve but are forced to do anyway, it doesn't make sense, it's hard, its not useful, and it annoying as fuck, I hate it, you hate it, and the only kid who likes it is the Chinese kid in your class who always wears striped polo shirts and does you homework for you.
Im not going to heaven, im not going to hell, im going to math
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M: Mental
A: Abuse
T: To
H: Humans.

Math is mental abuse to humans.
Person 1: Hey, did you do the math homework last night?
Person 2: Do you mean did I have any mental abusement last night?
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A spiral🌪🌪🌪🌪🌪 Maths includes a lot of things: Annoying teachers, equations , algeBRA and the most important - a S-P-I-R-A-L
A spiral has many things in it , obviously includes Maths , but there are also some more things in it . A spiral has a growing step , the first step is to learn Maths, than be a nerd , than be smart ,than be a Maths teacher ,than be an engineer , than be a person with BIG CRISPY LIPS 👄 cuz if you don’t have big lips , you can’t be a normal person. For example people who have big lips are like Bob the Builder,Dora the explorer,etc(not offending the “cartoon characters”)

So , Maths is a spiral and remember , when someone asks you what is Maths , you answer them , “Maths is a sᴘɪʀᴀʟ!!!!!”
Maths is a spiral.
Spiral means Maths.
Maths includes a lot of things.
by Mathsisaspiral January 25, 2019
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Math is TORTURE. It's a million random numbers smashed together and the teachers expect you to solve 45+6=76-squared cubed=*=*:634-78=34275445875789343457989785343547893478953454789534579387938457934587859347987934583473475987947935847835934578978478943578993457849383457897834478334857949357834789435 and then they are like ITS SO EASY! look at this! and you grow up not knowing math.
Me: I hate Math
Classmate: And math hates you!
Me: *yeets boy out the window (when it is closed)*
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The very demise of humanity
29 students went to math class...Only 2 came back...But with extra homework.
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