Monster Mitts

over sized paw attached to a female of the species.

King Kong over there in the corner sure has a pair of monster mitts.

by monster mitts April 7, 2009

Catchers Mitt

When having sex with a woman without protection and you are about to cum, you then pull out and cum into your hand.

I used the catchers mitt last night on your mom!

by Lickalotapuss04 June 7, 2023

skin mitt

The anus of a person receiving anal penetration, analagous to a catcher's mitt receiving pitched balls in baseball.

Bubba gave it to Steve in the ol' skin mitt in the showers just now.

by Bob-Smiley May 3, 2011

Bitch Mitts

What you call someone's hands when they've never done manual labor, or when their hands are just too damn soft all the time

Two co-workers talking to a new hire while working in construction.

"Hey newbie, time to actually work for a living and earn some calluses. Gotta get rid of those bitch mitts."

by kardinalsyn May 25, 2019

Make a mud pit in my pud mitt

When you take a shit in your hand and jack off with the wet turd..

Got so Randy last night watching the debate that I had to make a mud pit in my pud mitt..

by Klankneptune February 12, 2024

stink mitt

referring to your hand after placing it in your sweaty ass crack, in order to gathering as much swass as you can on your hand.

now that your stink mitt is prepped and ready for use. you can transfer its lovely fragrance on to other objects. such as a door nob, someones cell phone or in a hand shake. enjoy!

by clubdead May 9, 2014

mitt piece

A headshot or anything hitting ones head.

Yeah I threw a rock at em and hitem with an absolute mitt piece

by $@nk¥ November 17, 2020