McFace Meal

After taking an enormous amount of ecstacy pills, you have the eye wobbles and the jaw clenches to the point where it looks like you are eating your own face.

Sitting in the bedroom, the lights off, the music blaring. My palms are sweating and i look up to take in my surrroundings, when i see my friend Marchi having himself a McFace Meal, in his own world. Hours of entertainment for all who watch.

by aderjo April 5, 2006

McFucked

When McDonald's does not get your order correct, you have been McFucked.

Cashier hands order to the customer.

Customer checks their bag and notices they've left out an order of fries and put unwanted onions on the hamburger.

Customer: "What the hell? They messed up my order. I've been McFucked..."

by Lil and Big Bit December 7, 2009

Darren McFadden

The best running back to ever play for the University of Arkansas. Only the second Two-time Doak Walker Award winner. Two time Heisman Trophy runner-up. Tied an SEC record for yard rushed in a single game with 321 yards against South Carolina. The only other 'back to do that was the great Herchel Walker of Georgia. Also, while at Arkansas, McFadden would line up at Quarterback in the "Wild-Hog" formation. This formation gutted the top ranked LSU run defense for over 250 yards; taking Arkansas to a 58-56 overtime win in Baron Rouge. McFadden, also known as "D-Mac, Run DMC, D-Dog, and 501" was taken fourth in the 2008 NFL draft by the Oakland Raiders. He is an early favorite to be the NFL Offensive rookie of the year.

Darren McFadden will take the snap...He's at the 50...THE 40...THE 30...20..10..5..TOUCHDOWN RAZORBACKS!!!!!

by ArKaNsasDw August 11, 2008

McFuck job

A person who is less intelligent than a participant in the special Olympics

a person that think they know it all and and knows not what they speak of it a total McFuck job..

by big daddy DAGO March 30, 2009

Stifle McFunningston

A person who, at a party, stifles fun.

Stop being a Stifle McFunningston, Patty, just because your house is on fire.

by Deet Johnson June 11, 2006

McFart

The unique smelling fart you have after eating McDonalds food.

Come on Jeff! What the heck why did u McFart in my car!

by Pa2 Greggs February 25, 2009

McFetus

After consuming a large meal, this act consists of taking the biggest shit of your life, which expands your asshole to the equivalent of childbirth.

Call the utilities company, I just dropped a McFetus.

by Evan, Eddie, and Kurt October 16, 2006