Haggard's Law

The likelihood of a person harboring secret desires to engage in sexual and/or romantic activities with members of the same sex is directly proportional to the frequency and volume of said person's vocalized objections to homosexuality.

Haggard's Law, Ted Haggard, Roy Ashburn, Priests from that Vatican Scandel

by maxiplatypus March 5, 2010

Sapp's Law

Internet law based on the observation that if a Republican and Democrat both do or say the exact same thing, the Republican will be trashed and the Democrat cheered

"Do you think that Hillary will be nailed for using Russian propaganda to try to win the election?"

No way- Sapp's Law applies

by Coyote1970 November 18, 2018

Wheaton's Law

Don't be a dick.

Dude, before you go and punch that pregnant lady in the face, may I remind you of Wheaton's Law?

by mediamonkey June 9, 2010

Bird Law

It's not the law of the land, but the law of the sky.

It's not against bird law to shit on your new car.

by BillieJeanIsNotMyLover May 25, 2018

Fosburg Law

A corporate law put in place to ensure that no one messes with the man himself.

Dude, don't fuck with that shit. Fosburg Law will destroy your life.

by BigPoppaAG May 20, 2010

Homie-in-law

2 dudes that hang out occasionally because their girlfriends are best friends

You guys are hanging out on Saturday again?

Ya, we're not best friends or anything, he's just my homie-in-law

by OreoSleeve June 25, 2023

Wang's Law

A scientific principle that states that anything longer than it is wide can be considered a phallic symbol. Originated by Professor D. Wang

Person A: Do you notice anything kind of suggestive about these breadsticks?

Person B: Wang's Law, man

by MISTER OWNINATOR December 26, 2010