by Adrienne June 16, 2004
A member of N'Sync who revealed he was gay on July 26, 2006, even though it was so obvious that he was a homo. He also enjoys having dirty sanchez's with his boyfriend Reichen Lehmkuhl.
Lance Bass: "Hello everyone and thank you for coming. I would like you all to know that I am gay and I enjoy having anal sex with my lover Reichen Lehmkuhl. He's my little princess."
Reichen Lehmkuhl: "I will say that Lance is happier than he has ever been. It has been a long ride and it's a huge relief and I couldn't be happier for him and I couldn't be more proud of him."
Reichen Lehmkuhl: "I will say that Lance is happier than he has ever been. It has been a long ride and it's a huge relief and I couldn't be happier for him and I couldn't be more proud of him."
by yourfuckinworstenemy August 10, 2006
All-Star Houston Astros outfielder/first baseman. Amazing player. Once hit a baseball out of the ballpark. While playing in the Astrodome. Also known as the Big Puma. Has a career OPS of one billion. Can out-A-Rod A-Rod (and, in this context, to "A-Rod" means to be a really good hitter, not be a really shitty clutch player). He can replace "Casey" in "Casey at the Bat," only he wouldn't strike out if he were the subject of the poem.
"Hey, Joe BaseballAnalyst, who would you want up to the plate with runners on, down by one, with two outs, in the bottom of the ninth, in the seventh game of the World Series?" - Joe GuyWhoActuallyKnowsBaseball
"I would want David Ortiz. Such a clutch player." - Joe BaseballAnalyst
"No, you dumbfuck! You would want Lance Berkman. The Big Puma is awesome. Besides, "clutch" doesn't exist!" - Joe GuyWhoActuallyKnowsBaseball
"I would want David Ortiz. Such a clutch player." - Joe BaseballAnalyst
"No, you dumbfuck! You would want Lance Berkman. The Big Puma is awesome. Besides, "clutch" doesn't exist!" - Joe GuyWhoActuallyKnowsBaseball
by David T. W. May 22, 2008
by Jdizzlefizzle March 05, 2022
An excellent Tour de France rider but one whom has done little or none to help make competitive cycling popular. Not quite eddy.
by chiquita banana 7787 January 21, 2006
Q: "Dude, why did it take you so long to get to my dorm?"
A: "Cuz I just Lance Armstronged it six miles"
A: "Cuz I just Lance Armstronged it six miles"
by bigman003 April 28, 2009
Dopey Chicago Bear that the Bears put the franchise tag on, so he threatened to hold out the season on the advice of his agent, who took the fight to the press. He eventually signed a one year deal instead of the multi-year guaranteed money deal he wanted. Subsequently he crashed his Lamborgdini at 3 AM and fled the scene. It would have been ironic if he would had a career ending injury, because the Bears wouldn't have been on the hook for the multi year deal.
by teabag September 12, 2007